n. A woman who is a chronic masturbater
. Her bean
is getting used so much it needs to issue a restraining order on her fingers for always being in the area.
v. "If I get anymore turned on I'm going to have to go bean-stalking!" said Sue.
Sally said last night that if she doesn't get laid soon, she's going to turn into a bean-stalker.
An unassuming professional businessman, usually straight and married, that sneaks away from the office during the typical 8 to 5 work day for anonymous gay sex. After meeting men for sex during the day in restrooms, parks, or rest areas, they return to their normal life and family in the evening.
Sen. Larry Craig
Person A: "Last week while on vacation, we stopped at a rest area and I got a foot tap from this Ocho Cinco while I taking a dump."
Person B: "Was it Larry Craig?"
Person A: "Could have been...but this guy had nicer shoes.
Person 1: "Dude...did I tell you about last week when I was walking my dog?"
Person 2: "No! What happened?"
Person 1: "There was this dude out at the park who was walking through the woods in his suit. Why would a guy in a suit be trolling through the woods?"
Person 2: "Trolling is the right word for it...he's a total Ocho Cinco."
Person 1: "Ocho Cinco?"
Person 2: "Yeah...a dude that should be at work---8 to 5 (Ocho to Cinco), instead he's out in the woods getting a blow job from some random dude."