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Alternative to dick-flop. A bastard-flop is a terminal bastard who flops about, like he or she ones you.
<GUY1> That she-male, ass-fudgin' bastard-flop just gave me 5 Dollars! She ain't so bad!
<GUY2> *Loads gun*
<GUY1> WTF?????///
<GUY2> *Shoots GUY1*
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 28, 2003
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