Barnard Castle 

Market town near Durham, thought by some to be one of the first locations of yarndling in the north of England. Scrimming basins have been discovered from the air, dating back to Paleolithic times.

Have you seen the fascinating exhibition of yarndling stools at Barnard Castle?

Barnard Castle by Cod Michael May 28, 2020

Barnard Castle 

English slang for an eye test.

"Cameron has to go for a Barnard Castle later today as he might need glasses."

Barnard Castle by W_M_D May 27, 2020

bernardo-o 

Name for someone who always seems angry or grumpy, but is actually very lonely and sad. They probably don't have many people they talk to, and all they want is someone that they can call a friend, but they don't. Some people that know someone like this might tease them because they overreact in a funny way. If you know someone like this, be a great friend to them, they might never get a significant pther.

Guy 1: Who is that over there?
Guy 2 : Pretty sure he is a bernardo-o
Guy 1: Poor guy.

bernardo-o by a friendly neighborhood ghost June 3, 2018

Bernardo 

Incredibly adorable, funny, smart, and sexy person... usually seen with large groups of friends or celebrities

Person 1: "Yo, who's this kid everyone freakin' loves?"

Person 2: "Him? Yea, tht's Bernardo.."

Bernardo by Dr.Awesome-O May 2, 2010

Rancho Bernardo 

A city located within "the bubble." A place where lots of old retired people live. Broomstickings and thong checkings are encouraged at RBHS. The rich people live in the trails and the only thing open past ten is the rite aid in the neighboring town of CMR.

alex trebec: where does the largest population of old people in the US like to hang out?
contestant: what is the VONS in RB

Rancho Bernardo by Alex J February 27, 2005

Barnarded

To be fucked in the anus by a nigger named Barnard. Pretty nice fellow if I do say so myself.

Guy 1: Yo my ass is so sore, I got fuckin barnarded last night!

Barnarded by Lil Oof Dick May 22, 2019

Barnard Castle eye test 

A lie so obviously false no one could possibly believe it.

"The NHS is perfectly safe in tory hands"
I think you should take the "barnard castle eye test" mate

Barnard Castle eye test by Niverslice May 26, 2020