barbecution 

Execution by barbecue

The inmates on death row at Pelican Bay State are given an alternative to the chair or the needle: barbecution.

Barbecution simplifies the purge process of death row inmates by combining the "last meal" with the execution.

barbecution by Jawshow December 24, 2008

barbecuing alone 

having a good old fashioned wank

1) that picture you gave me worked as lighter fluid for when i was barbecuing alone

2) my mum caught me barbecuing alone

barbecuing alone by ledengary March 25, 2013

babecation 

When your wife, girlfriend, lover, partner, etc. leaves on a very much needed vacation.

Cree: "Is that you?"
Mary: "Yes."
Cree: "I gotta get outta here." "Jethro's driving me crazy."
"I need a vacation bad.
Mary: "Uh oh." "A babecation?"
Cree: "You got it." "Hurry, come now n' git me."

babecation by jethrojones August 25, 2012

Barbecunion 

The act of marriage or performing nuptials combined with BBQ and Beer

I was invited to a great barbecunion! Brisket, Beers and Vows! Ain't nothing better!

Barbecunion by NotDrDre May 16, 2016

barbecunion 

Getting hitched simultaneously cooking insane amounts of meats over an open flame.

That was a wicked barbecunion.

barbecunion by NotDrDre May 16, 2016

Barbecuing alone 

The definition of “masturbation by your self”

As James “Jimmy” Maloney once said “my most embarrassing moment was mum walking in on me barbecuing alone”

Barbecuing alone by Brinddy October 14, 2021

barbecuticle 

This condition occurs to the hands after eating barbeque. Symptoms include residual sauce or meat in the cuticles. The smoky smell is also an indication.

The cookout last weekend was great; too bad I still have barbecuticle. My boss mentioned a smoky smell in my office all week.

barbecuticle by PineNutButter November 20, 2009