to get married, thus surrendering all power and control to the woman like a trailer being "hitched" to the back of a powerful and all-controlling tow truck
"Hey Uncle Jim, do you know where Uncle Dave is? The game's starting soon..."

"Uncle Dave's hitched, remember? He's smelling candles and buying mattress covers with your Aunt Jane."

"Oh no... I never want to get hitched."

"You've been raised well kid."
by fillbaybay November 14, 2010
The act that occurs when a person or persons stop for a hitchhiker and the vehicle is then stolen by the hitchhiker.
I was driving down the mountain road and saw a hitchhiker, I decided to stop to help and the motherfucker hitched me.
by Dostom January 31, 2015
The act of leaving a ciggarette in the ash tray and forgetting about it. or forgetting to ash your ciggarette.
Fuck, I just hitched my smoke!
by LLH831 May 11, 2008
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