jethrojones's definitions

hurlage

Hurlage is what comes out of your mouth when you hurl up your Aunt Sophie's special tuna casserole. Hurlage usually ends up in the bathroom, but can sometimes be found on the floor, walls, and ceiling leading to the john.

Vrin: Waht's the matter man?
Jadu: I just came back from Aunt Sophie's.
Vrin: No, don't tell me.
Jadu; Yeah.I hurled again after eating her tuna casserole. Hurlage was simply everywhere. Some even got on the dog and on her angel food cake.
Vrin: You okay?
Jadu: Kinda.

by jethrojones February 11, 2009

wordless

What most young people's language is. They can't express their feelings in words because they are basically wordless. They only know only a few key words, and specialized grunts such as hamburger, fries, gimme, more, ketchup, dvd, Bud Light, Doritos, Big Mac, awesome, totally, etc. In the near future grunts and lung sounds will replace most all words.

Vrin: How was your date with Sally Sue?
Jadu: She only motioned with her hands and mouth and made grunting noises when we passed McDonalds. She appeared hungry but could only say hamburger over and over. I stopped and fed her 4 quarter pounders, large fries, and a Diet Coke. She was wordless, but appeared content.
Vrin: Did you take her home after that?
Jadu: Yeah. She said I was totally awesome and so was McDonald's Happy Meal. I knew then she was a wordless human bean. (Spelling of bean is correct.)

by jethrojones February 11, 2009

cell phone nipple

Many companies are coming out with new phones with a new cell phone nipple on the back to help addicts calm down

so they can function better. It looks like the real thing. Equal opportunity nipple. Good for any and all users.

Dude: "Look at Brandy." "She's at it again."

Jadu: "Yeah man, she just can't get enough." "She loves her new cell phone nipple feature."

Dude: "What's that?" Its a nipple on the back of her phone so she can nurse." "She seems to prefer it over food."

Jadu: "She's been on it now for over an hour." "Best to just leave alone."
Dude: "Yeah you're right." "She's pretty much zoned out." "Maybe I'll leave her a bag of chips."
Jadu: "That's thoughtful man."
Dude: "Thanks bro."

by jethrojones March 29, 2020

organic nectar

The natural occuring inner and very organic homegrown ointment that a woman exudes in her nookie and surrounding area when she's ready to git it on.

Jadu: I had a super date with Sally Sue last night.
Vrin: How so?
Jadu: When we were holding hands, I noticed a fairly large river of her organic nectar running down her leg and knew good things were gonna happen.
Vrin: You lucky dog.

by jethrojones December 12, 2007

juggjasm

A juggjasm is where the male of the species unleashes his manhood on a woman's jugg or juggs. Best if the woman is not clothed, at least from the waist up. Soiling of the clothes can and does frequently occur if proper steps are not taken to prevent soilage.

Vrin: How was your date wih Sally Sue?
Jadu: Great. I gave her a juggjasm on each jugg.
Vrin; Dang. You da man.
Jadu: I know.

by jethrojones January 30, 2009

hamburger person

People that just can't seem to ever get it right. They are hamburger. Ergo, the birth of a hamburger person.

Jadu: I think Don is a hamburger person.
Vrin: What does that mean?
Jadu: Don is clearly out to lunch.
Vrin: What does that mean?
Jadu: I asked Don if he was a hamburger person and he wasn't sure what I meant by that. Later, Don was moved to the hamburger person unit.

by jethrojones March 22, 2019

total hamburger

When someone is deeply fried, well done past burnt and has slid quietly into the zone. This special soul has checked out. They can breathe and maybe burp a bit, little more though. They are on the other side of the counter now. Total hamburger.

Vrin: "Man you are fucked up dude." "You've ceased being human."
Jadu: "I know." (Spoken slowly.)
Vrin: "You resemble landfill now."
Jadu: "I know." (Spoken very slowly.)
Vrin: "Dude, you are fucking hamburger." "Like total hamburger."
Jadu: "I know." (Barely audible.)
Vrin: "Dude, do you want a donut or a beer?"
Jadu: "I know." (No audio now.)

by jethrojones September 2, 2012