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The natural occuring inner and very organic homegrown ointment that a woman exudes in her nookie and surrounding area when she's ready to git it on.
Jadu: I had a super date with Sally Sue last night.
Vrin: How so?
Jadu: When we were holding hands, I noticed a fairly large river of her organic nectar running down her leg and knew good things were gonna happen.
Vrin: You lucky dog.
Vrin: How so?
Jadu: When we were holding hands, I noticed a fairly large river of her organic nectar running down her leg and knew good things were gonna happen.
Vrin: You lucky dog.
by jethrojones December 12, 2007
Get the organic nectar mug.What most young people's language is. They can't express their feelings in words because they are basically wordless. They only know only a few key words, and specialized grunts such as hamburger, fries, gimme, more, ketchup, dvd, Bud Light, Doritos, Big Mac, awesome, totally, etc. In the near future grunts and lung sounds will replace most all words.
Vrin: How was your date with Sally Sue?
Jadu: She only motioned with her hands and mouth and made grunting noises when we passed McDonalds. She appeared hungry but could only say hamburger over and over. I stopped and fed her 4 quarter pounders, large fries, and a Diet Coke. She was wordless, but appeared content.
Vrin: Did you take her home after that?
Jadu: Yeah. She said I was totally awesome and so was McDonald's Happy Meal. I knew then she was a wordless human bean. (Spelling of bean is correct.)
Jadu: She only motioned with her hands and mouth and made grunting noises when we passed McDonalds. She appeared hungry but could only say hamburger over and over. I stopped and fed her 4 quarter pounders, large fries, and a Diet Coke. She was wordless, but appeared content.
Vrin: Did you take her home after that?
Jadu: Yeah. She said I was totally awesome and so was McDonald's Happy Meal. I knew then she was a wordless human bean. (Spelling of bean is correct.)
by jethrojones February 11, 2009
Get the wordless mug.Many companies are coming out with new phones with a new cell phone nipple on the back to help addicts calm down
so they can function better. It looks like the real thing. Equal opportunity nipple. Good for any and all users.
so they can function better. It looks like the real thing. Equal opportunity nipple. Good for any and all users.
Dude: "Look at Brandy." "She's at it again."
Jadu: "Yeah man, she just can't get enough." "She loves her new cell phone nipple feature."
Dude: "What's that?" Its a nipple on the back of her phone so she can nurse." "She seems to prefer it over food."
Jadu: "She's been on it now for over an hour." "Best to just leave alone."
Dude: "Yeah you're right." "She's pretty much zoned out." "Maybe I'll leave her a bag of chips."
Jadu: "That's thoughtful man."
Dude: "Thanks bro."
Jadu: "Yeah man, she just can't get enough." "She loves her new cell phone nipple feature."
Dude: "What's that?" Its a nipple on the back of her phone so she can nurse." "She seems to prefer it over food."
Jadu: "She's been on it now for over an hour." "Best to just leave alone."
Dude: "Yeah you're right." "She's pretty much zoned out." "Maybe I'll leave her a bag of chips."
Jadu: "That's thoughtful man."
Dude: "Thanks bro."
by jethrojones March 29, 2020
Get the cell phone nipple mug.Jadu: Look at that girl's tits. They are gigantic. I can only imagine how they must look like lazily swaying back and forth when she's doing yoga braless in the dog pose. The girls in the class call them hangers.
Vrin: They are hangers. I'm in the class. I can't concentrate when she's there.
Vrin: They are hangers. I'm in the class. I can't concentrate when she's there.
by jethrojones November 14, 2020
Get the hangers mug.Hurlage is what comes out of your mouth when you hurl up your Aunt Sophie's special tuna casserole. Hurlage usually ends up in the bathroom, but can sometimes be found on the floor, walls, and ceiling leading to the john.
Vrin: Waht's the matter man?
Jadu: I just came back from Aunt Sophie's.
Vrin: No, don't tell me.
Jadu; Yeah.I hurled again after eating her tuna casserole. Hurlage was simply everywhere. Some even got on the dog and on her angel food cake.
Vrin: You okay?
Jadu: Kinda.
Jadu: I just came back from Aunt Sophie's.
Vrin: No, don't tell me.
Jadu; Yeah.I hurled again after eating her tuna casserole. Hurlage was simply everywhere. Some even got on the dog and on her angel food cake.
Vrin: You okay?
Jadu: Kinda.
by jethrojones February 11, 2009
Get the hurlage mug.Vrin: Did you see Trump today?
Jadu: His Trump hair had some dingleberries in it.
Vrin: That's disgusting.
Jadu: He likes a little bling.
Jadu: His Trump hair had some dingleberries in it.
Vrin: That's disgusting.
Jadu: He likes a little bling.
by jethrojones September 20, 2015
Get the Trump hair mug.When a woman becomes very excited to the point where her love nectar shows on the outside of her pants.
Vrin: I couldn't believe Sally Sue when she came home from her job interview.
Jadu: How dat?
Vrin: She said the guy inteviewing her was a real turn on and when she got up, the interviewer told her to go to the bathroom and attend to her nookielear fallout. She was real embarassed and almost threw up on the guy.
Jadu: How dat?
Vrin: She said the guy inteviewing her was a real turn on and when she got up, the interviewer told her to go to the bathroom and attend to her nookielear fallout. She was real embarassed and almost threw up on the guy.
by jethrojones December 12, 2007
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