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A high state of mind or condition whereupon the recipient of herbal remedies has a clear and thorough understanding of some of life's most complex realizations. Usually the more treatments, the clearer the picture.
Vrinion: Dude, check this out. Cars that have tires on their rims are so much more quieter and run smoother than knuckleheads whose cars don't have any tires on their rims whatsoever. People who drive their cars without tires on their rims need to change their odd and bizarre ways.
Jadu: You're right Vrin. You are truly, and totally, the herbaceous master of the SW Realm.
Vrin: I know. I am well aware of some of my herbaceous qualities. If I may so, I've known about these tendencies for awhile now and am, well, comfortable being .... an herbaceous kind of guy.
Jadu: You're right Vrin. You are truly, and totally, the herbaceous master of the SW Realm.
Vrin: I know. I am well aware of some of my herbaceous qualities. If I may so, I've known about these tendencies for awhile now and am, well, comfortable being .... an herbaceous kind of guy.
by jethrojones December 7, 2007
Get the herbaceous mug.When on a what you thought was a red hot date, babalicious only lets you feel her boobs through her cumbersome bra and sweater.
Jadu: I kinda bummed.
Vrin: What happened man?
Jadu: I had a date date with Sally Sue last night and she would only let me feel her boobs through her varsity sweater. Just got some dry tit really.
Vrin: Sorry dude. You okay?
Jadu: Sorta.
Vrin: What happened man?
Jadu: I had a date date with Sally Sue last night and she would only let me feel her boobs through her varsity sweater. Just got some dry tit really.
Vrin: Sorry dude. You okay?
Jadu: Sorta.
by jethrojones December 9, 2007
Get the dry tit mug.When a woman is wanting to have sex really, really bad. There's just no doubt about it. She is going to get some tonight. Anything or anybody is fair game.
Vrin: Have you seen the zucchini I bought yesterday?
Jadu: Yeah man. Sally Sue came over and said she wanted to check it out before we cooked it. She was so covered with nooklear energy it was scary. I thought it best that she just take it.
Vrin: Darnit. There goes dinner.
Jadu: Sorry dude. She wanted it real, real bad.
Vrin: Okay man.
Jadu: Yeah man. Sally Sue came over and said she wanted to check it out before we cooked it. She was so covered with nooklear energy it was scary. I thought it best that she just take it.
Vrin: Darnit. There goes dinner.
Jadu: Sorry dude. She wanted it real, real bad.
Vrin: Okay man.
by jethrojones December 9, 2007
Get the nooklear energy mug.When the babe you're engaged in serious foreplay with goes into kitchen and you notice major sauce leakage from her nookie area on your new leather couch.
Vrin: Damn, Sally Sue had a nookielear spill on my new leather sofa last night.
Jadu: How man?
Vrin: We were just foolin around on the couch and she was getting real excited, and left a third of my sofa covered in her liquid excitement.
Jadu: You okay?
Vrin. Kinda. I called the store where I bought it and they said they can't accept nookielear stained sofas anymore.
Jadu: Bummer man.
Jadu: How man?
Vrin: We were just foolin around on the couch and she was getting real excited, and left a third of my sofa covered in her liquid excitement.
Jadu: You okay?
Vrin. Kinda. I called the store where I bought it and they said they can't accept nookielear stained sofas anymore.
Jadu: Bummer man.
by jethrojones December 12, 2007
Get the nookielear spill mug.When a woman becomes very excited to the point where her love nectar shows on the outside of her pants.
Vrin: I couldn't believe Sally Sue when she came home from her job interview.
Jadu: How dat?
Vrin: She said the guy inteviewing her was a real turn on and when she got up, the interviewer told her to go to the bathroom and attend to her nookielear fallout. She was real embarassed and almost threw up on the guy.
Jadu: How dat?
Vrin: She said the guy inteviewing her was a real turn on and when she got up, the interviewer told her to go to the bathroom and attend to her nookielear fallout. She was real embarassed and almost threw up on the guy.
by jethrojones December 12, 2007
Get the nookielear fallout mug.The natural occuring inner and very organic homegrown ointment that a woman exudes in her nookie and surrounding area when she's ready to git it on.
Jadu: I had a super date with Sally Sue last night.
Vrin: How so?
Jadu: When we were holding hands, I noticed a fairly large river of her organic nectar running down her leg and knew good things were gonna happen.
Vrin: You lucky dog.
Vrin: How so?
Jadu: When we were holding hands, I noticed a fairly large river of her organic nectar running down her leg and knew good things were gonna happen.
Vrin: You lucky dog.
by jethrojones December 12, 2007
Get the organic nectar mug.People who are so important, and godlike, that everybody within 100 miles of them should stop what their doing, stop breathing and simply disappear off the face of the Earth forever and ever. Their lives are incredibly important. Cell phone assholes should be put on Death Row and made to hear cell phones ring 24/7 until they're fried.
Vrin to cell phone user: Shut the fuck up NOW you cell phone asshole or I'll put you in my chipper/shredder and feed your chum to my goldfish.
by jethrojones December 12, 2007
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