bangover

Sort of like a hangover from drinking but instead the After effects from waking up after Having sex.
Boss:Mr Sanders... Why are you sleeping on the desk at work?
Mr Sanders: I have a massive Bangover from last night...
by teh loly man October 15, 2009
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The aching feeling you have after I night of rough sex, sometimes creating the need to take Advil.
The guy I hooked up with up last night fucked me like an animal and now I have a wicked bangover.
by ilvexya February 24, 2004
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After a loud experience, such as a concert, the ringing in your ears and pounding in your head you get the morning after.
shit Electro Quarterstaff was so loud last night, i woke up with a killer bangover
by tyler sig May 14, 2006
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bangover

unpleasant physical effects (fatigue, soreness, and overall lethargy) caused by excessive copulation.
Hey girl, you wouldn't believe what happened after you left last night. I met up with all these sailors on shore leave and they swabbed my deck all night long. I have the worst bangover ever.
by elwiggs November 30, 2009
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bangover

This is the sore and painful feeling you get the day after skating in a roller derby match. It is usually accompanied by stiff muscles and bruises.
I have one heck of a bangover after skating in our derby bout last night.
by tech.witch April 09, 2015
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bangover

Often accompanied by a hangover. A bangover is the usually not so cool feeling one is gifted the 'morning after' a night of beer goggles and ah, bumping uglies because you could. Not necessarily a good idea, but it seemed like genius at the time.

Accentuating Factors (things that make a bangover worse): He/She was coyote ugly. He/She was your cousin. His/Her nickname is 'cum bucket'. None of that is any good!

Attenuating Factors (things that make a bangover not so bad): He/She was hot. He/She made you cum so hard that if it didn't stop, you would squeeze out a kidney next time. He/She taught you something new or made you laff so hard you were worried about crapping yourself or sharting. All of that is awesome!

In contrast to a hangover, which has absolutely no potential of being anything but annoying, a bangover at least has the potential to generate some shits and giggles down the road.
While texting (or fexting):

You: Ahhhh! Nothing like a brisk summer thunderstorm to wash away a bangover!
Them: Bangover? Wondering what else you got into last night...
You: Oh shit! *epic* typo!
You: Sadly enough, all I have is a hangover. Tip: You will always lose a shot contest with yourself.
by Yagotta B. Kiddin June 21, 2014
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The way you feel after having a night of drunken sex.
Ugh, I have the worst bangover from that guy last night. Where did he go anyway? Are those his shoes? God, my vagina hurts!
by Stoney52 November 06, 2009
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