Often accompanied by a hangover. A bangover is the usually not so cool feeling one is gifted the 'morning after' a night of beer goggles and ah, bumping uglies because you could. Not necessarily a good idea, but it seemed like genius at the time.

Accentuating Factors (things that make a bangover worse): He/She was coyote ugly. He/She was your cousin. His/Her nickname is 'cum bucket'. None of that is any good!

Attenuating Factors (things that make a bangover not so bad): He/She was hot. He/She made you cum so hard that if it didn't stop, you would squeeze out a kidney next time. He/She taught you something new or made you laff so hard you were worried about crapping yourself or sharting. All of that is awesome!

In contrast to a hangover, which has absolutely no potential of being anything but annoying, a bangover at least has the potential to generate some shits and giggles down the road.
While texting (or fexting):

You: Ahhhh! Nothing like a brisk summer thunderstorm to wash away a bangover!
Them: Bangover? Wondering what else you got into last night...
You: Oh shit! *epic* typo!
You: Sadly enough, all I have is a hangover. Tip: You will always lose a shot contest with yourself.
by Yagotta B. Kiddin June 21, 2014
An extreme variant of the traditional hangover, brought about from a combination of extreme alcohol consumption and excessive head banging.

Sexual References can be made as regards to a similar noun - 'gangbang' and the bangover being the result of such debauched actions.
"Dude: I have such a bangover from last night!"

"What a hell of a night dude...best bangover yet :P!"
by PrincessOfPeaceIsBkNShesPissd October 28, 2012
The act of being totally exhausted at work on a Monday from being banged out by sex Sunday night.
Jill came over last night and now I have a bangover!
by JDHook January 09, 2012
the after-effects of bad and/or regrettable sex from the night before.
My buddy Ryan shouldnt have had sex with that girl last night. He is suffering from a brutal bangover today.
by stevesupernova April 07, 2011
The day after unprotected sex experienced by women. Usually involves a regular hangover coupled with the negatives effects of the morning after pill. This combo with the addition of the "fuck im an idiot" feeling creates the ultimate in feeling like shit.
Cindy: Hey jane, wanna come for breakfast?
Jane: No i feel like fuckin shit..
Cindy: oh hangover?
Jane: no... bangover
Cindy: OOooooooo... fuck, try not to kill yourself.
by preganator December 02, 2010
When you have too much sex the night before, and the next day you can't walk.
Damn, we were at it all night long, I had such a bad bangover.
by eightOHtwo November 22, 2010
the result of hardcore sex where you cant feel your body any more and you feel hung over but youve just had sex no alcohol and your done!
you want more but your body cant take anymore because your to worn out.
bangover To much boning in one night and you body is

DONE
by iheartsnow23 June 27, 2010

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