band boy ass

1) Fantasy of millions of inmates. 2) Astronomical amount of increast sexual prowace.

My new car is going to bring me some band boy ass!

band boy ass by Thibodeaux June 12, 2003

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boy band ass

the status of being desirable enough to women (you being male)that you get groupie style attention and sex from lots of attractive girls/women.

"If we throw an awesome party tonight we'll get all kinds of boy band ass."

boy band ass by nicco79 September 7, 2008

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Boy Band Ass

Used to describe a very attractive women with big tits who is walking towards you. When she passes by and you check out her ass, only to find there is no ass which resembles most of the asses in a boy band.

Dale picked up a bitch at the food court with boy bad ass, took her home and tried to pound her doggy style and threw up all over her back as he looked down and saw her skinny, flat, boy band ass

Boy Band Ass by NWFHA August 7, 2009

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

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