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when another man puts his ball sack on any part of your body, especially your head.
Gill: dude you just ballzed me in the mouth naked, and i liked it.
Hopkins: like that shit jillbitch!
Thomason: I wish I got ballzed in the mouth.
ballzed by twizzlefoshizzle October 22, 2008

g-balled 

Aaron'ism: When things don't go as planned, or someone or something screws you over, you've been g-balled.
For example, you're late for a meeting because of traffic...and when you finally show up you tell them you were "g-balled" by traffic
g-balled by Djansson September 28, 2015

Black Balled 

To be cast aside, shunned, given the short end of the deal. "Shafted"
She totally rejected me, threw me away and didn't look back, i was completely black balled.
Black Balled by brantleycmd December 6, 2010

Ballsed it up 

When someone has managed to take situation or task from easy to completely screwed. Popular in the UK.
As shown by popular internet gamers, the Yogscast:
"Lewis, you've ballsed it up again."
Ballsed it up by Helix341 April 17, 2012
The result of something that's gone wrong, broken, tired out or messed up.
'Oh man, my cell phone doesn't work anymore. It's ballsed.'
ballsed by Scarletrocket December 13, 2014

mentally blue balled 

When you are told by someone that something amazing just happened, but they won't tell you. You know how when guys are just about to get it in, they get all excited?
well, if they don't get it in, and they're still excited, they get blue balls. or it just hurts them a lot, because they can't release.

Mentally blue balled means that you got all excited and then didn't complete with the exciting thing/action.
Jane: OMGAH,Jenny! You'll NEVER guess who's transferring into our school next week. You are gonna FREAK the fuck out! OMG i could barely believe it myself.
Jenny: Tell me! Tell me!
Jane: Nah, chill.
Jenny: ...

(Jenny is mentally blue balled)