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Something that keeps a head verticle.
Do you need any Ballast around to keep it (a head) verticle?
Ballast by StayAwakeStudios May 23, 2018
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Ballantine Ale 

An american ale, originally made in Newark, NJ but is now made elsewhere. Still found primarily on the East Coast and New Jersey. Often sold in 40oz bottles and pint cans. my favorite cheap beer straight up. dont get it twisted this is not 'malt liquour' like OE, Colt45, etc. Drank by old men, gangstaz, derelicts, and beer lovers alike!

first beer i got smashed on face down in the snow.
i bought a six pack of 16oz Ballantine Ales for 5 bux.
Ballantine Ale by Tseong Dukez January 30, 2009

Ballatio 

Similar to fellatio but focusing strictly on the testes. i.e. stimulation of the balls
Dude, this chick has ballatio down pat. Licking my nads up and down and even juggling them with her tongue. She even named the crease on my sac that runs down the middle. She called it the Sack Andreas Fault.
Ballatio by Stiggz March 4, 2009
Ballari is a seductive and exotic, but reserved beauty, who isn't quite aware of her allure. Ballari has beautiful brown eyes, a gorgeous smile, and a golden brown complexion, but is often caught unaware when she is complimented on her looks and amazing personality. Watch out for the cute and quirky facial expressions. She is witty and has an abyss-full of English vocabulary, which she sporadically unleashes in satire. She is a cat enthusiast and speaks a number of languages, including Cat.
That Ballari is a wildcat. RAAWWRRR!
Ballari by JaberNeno October 7, 2012

ballardry 

when one is up to only the most depraved, idiotic, sexually deviant and/or reckless shit that is humanly possible in a drunken british manner
"What is this new form of ballardry"
he says to his mate after watching some blokescreaming down the hotel hallway at some scared women in a drunken, incomprehensible and sexually deviant manner
ballardry by 999up$1d3d*wncr3w October 3, 2017

drop ballast

to have a movement of one's bowels; to take a shit (nautical in origin).
Captain Pete grabbed a newspaper and headed for the shithouse. It was obvious he was going to cop a squat and drop ballast.