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Bellatio 

Oral stimulation of the male penile belled only. No copulation of the rigid shaft whatsoever. His or her performance focuses strictly on the glans.
I have had many a whore slob my knob. While each gave brain to my complete satisfaction, none pleased me more than a toothless prostitute named Star that gave me the most intense toe curling Bellatio behind the Safeway. My German war helmet has never been so engorged.
Bellatio by Dick Onchin May 6, 2020

Ballarious 

dude that was freaking ballarious, my balls are now on the floor.
Ballarious by Defdoel August 8, 2008

Fred Ballabio 

The great Riverhorse I, King of Crashmybrow and husband of his tentacle porn wife.
Man, Fred Ballabio is so fucking awesome it's off the damn charts
Fred Ballabio by the L33ch December 12, 2008

ballarious 

to laugh so hard it feels as if your balls are about to fall off
man that guy is so ballarious, he always has something funny to say
ballarious by defdoel August 10, 2008

ballatician 

A balla, mac, playa, thug, high-roller, and pimp rolled into one who can do it like no other.
Was that foo mobbin around with 4 b's?
Ya, he's a ballatician.
ballatician by Alex Espinosa November 6, 2007

Baelationship 

When two people should get into a real relationship but are afraid of falling, these people are so close and could get through any shit life/haters throw at them. If you are in a baelationship you should stop messing around and become official because secretly both baes want more from there unofficial relationship. You belong together. Go turn that bae into your girl/boyfriend . Dont be afraid! best of luck baes! Love to y'all
Boy:We should end this baelationship and become official

Girl: I thought you'd never ask babe 😘
Baelationship by Sofiexxx May 27, 2016
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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