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baked a cookie 

a euphamism for having just had sex....
In this phrase cookie is a vagina and baking is the act of sex.
Friend: Hey, why aren't you out? COME TO THE PUB NOW!
Guy: Dude, just give me a few, I just baked a cookie.
Friend: Haha... tmi dude, but good on you.

Girl: MAN he's so hawt
Girl 2: I'd totally, I mean look at that butt.
Girl 3: Well girls, we did... last month we soo baked a cookie.
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National Rae bakes Hannah a cookie 

January 11th is National Rae bakes Hannah a cookie. Make sure you grab all the Raes and Hannahs in your life on this day and remind them of this National Event. Any cookies are acceptable, as long as they are made by a Rae.
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