bagtaster 

1. Noun. A inmate of a Jail or Prison. Named for the bags of milk and juice they drink from.

"Hey, look at those goofy bagtasters in the holding cell!"

bagtaster by Big Teddy January 3, 2006

European bagtag 

to slap someones nutsack from behind, so that they are already writhing in pain before identification of the culprit can be established

I gave John a wicked European bagtag and hid in the bushes before he could even see me.

European bagtag by Stefan Spielberg October 20, 2008

Bagraped 

Another word for for when you forget the word pickpocketed

He just got bagraped

Bagraped by Box_head December 14, 2018

bagtard 

portmanteau formed from bagholder + retard

a wannabe investor who buys a bad stock, then even when it keeps going down year-after-year, instead of taking a small loss, now, the noob huffs some hopium and holds firmly onto his bag until the stock is completely worthless and he is FLAT BROKE ...

syn: naktard, fucktard, trumptard

Nine-out-of-ten financial advisors agree ... people who buy NAK are bagtards!

bagtard by Eppypotamus April 9, 2021

bagtag 

A slapping of the nutsack.

I'd like to bagtag Leonardo De caprio, cause he's an assmonger.

bagtag by Classik March 20, 2003

Bagnapper

Bagnapper is a person who desires a luxury designer bag they simply can not afford so they just take it.

lucy's a convicted bagnapper , hide your tote from that bitch and unfriend her

Bagnapper by PodArtist September 11, 2016

bagtard 

portmanteau formed from bagholder + bagnard + retard

def: (1) a "very stable genius" (aka moron) who envisions himself as an astute 'investor' (aka wannabe) and after buying a bunch of bad stocks, instead of prudently selling, rightaway, and taking a loss, stubbornly holds-on "long-and-strong" until the stock goes to ZERO and he is flat broke; (2) a person who stubbornly refuses to admit he made a mistake and desperately and stubbornly holds onto his erroneous position, long after being shown irrefutable facts proving him wrong e.g., also see trumptard .

Anyone who invested in NAK thinking it was their El Dorado, has been proved a bagtard!

bagtard by Mister Hankey April 9, 2021