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Bagster
A crossbreed between a douchebag and a hipster. A bagster would like the Nickleback, like a douchebag would, and Steve Aoki, like a hipster would. They would also like Kanye West, like both a douchebag and a hipster would. It's okay if you say bagster and someone thinks you said bastard. They're usually interchangeable.
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bagtaster • bagmaster • bad taster • Bagster • bugsaster • Baaster Beech • bagassery • bagtanner • bagtastic • Baitmaster
bathsterbating
Garrett was jacking off in the tub and his sister Alex walks in and asks Garrett what are you doing? He simply says I'm taking a shit but really he was "bathsterbating"
bathsterbating by Garrett6969 January 22, 2014
baitster
Derived from the slang 'bait', a person of questionable judgement; a liability and embarrasment to others around him.
Thus, 'Baitster' refers to an individual who has consistently exhibited 'baitness', ergo, 'baitster'.
Thus, 'Baitster' refers to an individual who has consistently exhibited 'baitness', ergo, 'baitster'.
baitster by Mr. Richards May 14, 2004
Bartastrophe
Bartastrophe by WherebyartthouRomeo April 28, 2011
Batister
When somebody who is completely stuck up and snobby and is no better than anyone in the crowd addresses a group of people and thinks they are better than them. They will make stuck up comments, act like they are a teacher or a superior and try to exert and spew their false sense of superioity onto to other people. the only way to stop a Batister is to throw flaming chili onto their face while sing ode to a green lump of putty i found in my armpit when mid summers morning; The word can be used in past tense such as she Batisted a speech or future tense, such as i know shes going to Batista the speech
Crowd Talking while the Batister is talking
Batister: Ill wait....
Guy #1: What a stuck up rude person
Gut #2 Yeah shes such a Batista
Batister: Ill wait....
Guy #1: What a stuck up rude person
Gut #2 Yeah shes such a Batista
Batister by Still Waiting23232456 October 7, 2009
Baitmaster
Baitmaster by Lisa Cole March 30, 2010
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026