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One who sells donkeys on the street.
A lowly assmonger cannot make enough money to support a family.
by BlastMaster May 16, 2003
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(actually it's my trademark phrase)
An ass monger literally is one who sells or deals in asses, used as an insult its pretty sweet
Hey ass monger, go live in a fucking hole
by G-maximus October 03, 2003
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A homosexual male who hoards large amounts of man-ass for personal use. Derrogatory term used much like 'bitch'
son of an assmonger!

that janitor's starting to scare me. i think he's an assmonger.
by Jonathan Roland November 25, 2003
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One who likes to take or give it up the ass, a lot, I mean like everyday, literally everyday.
Leonardo De Caprio is an assmonger, him and Boy George, they go at it like woah.
by Classik March 20, 2003
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Synonymous to an ass-hole.

A generally rude, unpleasant person.
My coworkers are all assmongers.
by snabald July 13, 2003
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Some who sells or trades ass.
The ass monger has a 20% sale.
by GeeWhiz February 27, 2004
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A derogitory term, an insult.
"You are an ass monger."
by Bond007/JerseyboyJI August 03, 2003
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