Noun.

A grumpy male companion or husband; commonly seen wearing an untrustworthy mustache.
Badger is so grumpy today.
by Badgerio April 02, 2011

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Supreme wealth and or money.
Man 1: Did you see Lenny's new g4?
Man 2: Yer, whadda Badger.
by PALExWHALE May 25, 2010

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Like a cougar but the old lady is a gay old man.
John: dude, the badger is all over that young dude
Bill: He better keep his butt-hole tight
by wWitbshy April 09, 2010

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an annoying creature that destroys your prized lawn.
malc - i don't know what to do, my lawn is being ravaged by badgers

kim - try pissing on it, i read on the internet that they don't come near the smell of old piss.
by billinom8s November 02, 2009

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Verb: To point to the ground and say "Badger?" in order to distract somebody. This can be related to "Dropped your pocket."
The hobo was following me, so I badgered him, and while he was distracted, ran away.
by Swarlay February 14, 2008

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The male equivalent of a cougar, i. e. an older man, past his prime cruising around to bars looking for young girls to sleep with. Inspired by the badgers reputation as being, short, squat, somewhat ugly, but with a tenacious grip. Also it's part of the weasel family.
Oh my god that Badger wouldn't leave you alone! He should iron his shirt and start dating someone over 40.
by spjork August 30, 2007

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(n) A declaration of wind from the anus.
Queen - Badger

Charles - Core blimey Mummsie. I'm grateful for the advance notice but please lay off the brussel sprouts.
by chocolatelamington January 11, 2007

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