Money; especially, money that others are eyeing "hungrily" or are wishing that the owner would share more freely.
Girl #1: So what's your new guy like?
Girl #2: Oh, just your average typical pig --- generous with his sausage but stingy with his bacon!
by QuacksO September 30, 2011
Some good ass pork strips :)
by I LOVE BACON SON!!! October 19, 2010
Jesus Christ was born from the Virgin Mary. When he was a young boy, he was contacted by God and notified that he was the Son of God. In order to impress his father, he strived to have a book written about him. He was kind, generous, polite, and courteous to everyone he met, but this just wasn't good enough to inspire a biography. So one day, Jesus was baking bread to feed some local villagers who had no food. While Jesus was turned away from his oven, God zapped the bread, instantly turning it into enough bacon to feed Jesus' entire village. Until that day, bacon was a food that was only available in Heaven. However, mortals did not know of the existence of bacon, as many would have committed suicide in an attempt to get it. When Jesus took the bacon out of his oven, the smell instantly attracted anyone within a 10-mile radius. Jesus' house was almost instantly crowded with people, including, to his good fortune, some authors. The authors, immediately after tasting the bacon, said that they would write a whole book about him, and that one day he would be revered as the messiah of an entire religion. He didn't believe them at the time, but his skepticism was later adjourned. Everyone who tasted the bacon that was not an author became one of Jesus' followers, now known as Christians. Don't believe the farmer's lies....This is how bacon came to earth.
Hard Working Husband: What are you cooking woman?

Submissive Wife: Just some bacon Your Lordship

by Addiego April 26, 2010
Made of nasty pig innerds, contains huge quantities of fat, and is cooked in its own grease. The best stuff on earth and a friend to all mankind.
Nigel: What is this heavenly, crispy substance?
Porter: That be the bacon, fool.
by Slayer0 March 31, 2010
The Best Food Ever.
Person 1: I haven't eaten in Days
Person 2: Have some Bacon
Person 1: Thats the Best Food ever!!
by I<3Bacon March 12, 2010
The food of the Gods.
Poseidon: "Hey Zeus, what're you cookin' for dinner tonight?"

Zeus: "Bacon, of course."
by Jimgaffigan January 24, 2010
Email that you've signed up for, but now it clutters your inbox. Not spam, but bacon.
I need to unsubscribe from these email lists cuz I got too much bacon in my inbox.
by tlaffer December 15, 2009

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