Babytarded 

Prieviously intelligent people , normally women , who after having a baby become so fixated on the child that they are no longer able to carry a conversation or even comprehend one unless said baby is the topic.

Once Michele had the baby she was all " you must hold the baby , talk to the baby , what did you buy the baby ? " man she was drooling more then the baby , sad but she's now totally babytarded.

Babytarded by Atomic blast January 5, 2012

babybird 

After blowing your load in a broad's mouth, she feeds you your own goo, analagous to the way a mama bird feeds her babies. As opposed to snowballing, babybirding is all about nutrition.

Dude, Mike totally asked Nelly to babybird him the other day.

babybird by AndAnotherOne December 16, 2007

Babybirding

Older people kissing in public like a bird feeding its baby

Uncle Nob and his new girlfriend were babybirding in front of everyone even the kids

Babybirding by MummySheaf November 18, 2018

Babybird 

A rampant, vicious, libel-spewing Brit set against all things proper.

MZX: "Shut up, Babybird! You contribute nothing! Raaaar!"

Babybird by Novice March 29, 2003

Babybird 

Big Gay Pineapple

See that fella down the street, he's one fine Babybird

Babybird by Mick March 23, 2003

Babybird 

Almost man, almost woman and almost animal.

My father is a babybird

Babybird by Carlos A. Olaya March 27, 2003

baby birded 

When someone spits in your mouth having just recently eaten

"He was eating something gross and then just straight up baby birded me"

baby birded by Lexicon239 February 5, 2019