An amusing activity where you head out to the nearest beach, grab some clubs, and beat the shit out of any and all baby seals you see. A good way to release stress if you're fucking crazy.
Guy 1: I walked in on my wife cheating on me today with our Mexican chimney sweeper.
Guy 2: When I have a shitty day I feel better after clubbing baby seals, wanna come with?
Guy 1: Sure, sounds fun.
Guy 2: When I have a shitty day I feel better after clubbing baby seals, wanna come with?
Guy 1: Sure, sounds fun.
by BabySealClubber December 14, 2009
so if you like her then i can make a deal so that she will fall for you and i get 100 dollars in return other person YOU GOTTA DEAL BABY SEAL
by mc and cheese man February 4, 2021
One who goes to the grounds of baby seals to play golf. Since there are no courses, and one's balls get very cold, it is best to just whack the baby seals for fun.
Me-We'll use that iceberg as the putting green, don't you think?
Andrew- OK, I'll go first. Hand me that driver.
*Andrew hits baby seal*
Me-Looks like you went oob there.
*Hippies come and protest, one lays down on my seal*
Hippy on seal: You'll have to take me if you want this seal, baby seal clubber
Me-Have it your way...
*hits hippy and seal*
Andrew- OK, I'll go first. Hand me that driver.
*Andrew hits baby seal*
Me-Looks like you went oob there.
*Hippies come and protest, one lays down on my seal*
Hippy on seal: You'll have to take me if you want this seal, baby seal clubber
Me-Have it your way...
*hits hippy and seal*
by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004
The act of an older person having sexual relations with a person under the age of 18, named so because you always want to do it, but they're just too damn cute and you shouldn't
John "So, what did you do last night?"
Stacey "Ahh you know, just went Clubbing Baby Seals"
John "Same!"
Stacey "Ahh you know, just went Clubbing Baby Seals"
John "Same!"
by ilovebabyseals January 18, 2010
After having relations with a female who is on her period, your wang will have the appearance of a bloody club, hence with your pants off you will look like youve been clubbing baby seals with it.
Yo, after I stabbed that dolphin I realized that aunt flow was in her town and when I looked in the mirror after it looked like I be clubbing baby seals B!
by G-Diddy & tha funky bunch December 3, 2009
by snow4fun March 21, 2011
by godofbc January 19, 2011