Top Definition
synonymous with "shooting fish in a barrel," relating to doing a task, often involving hunting or destroying an enemy, that is painfully easy.

Should not be used due to the inherent image of animal cruelty. Stick to the fish and barrel.
Shooting down enemy planes from an F-22 Raptor is like clubbing baby seals. It's that easy.
by MaSh92587 May 20, 2005
An amusing activity where you head out to the nearest beach, grab some clubs, and beat the shit out of any and all baby seals you see. A good way to release stress if you're fucking crazy.
Guy 1: I walked in on my wife cheating on me today with our Mexican chimney sweeper.

Guy 2: When I have a shitty day I feel better after clubbing baby seals, wanna come with?

Guy 1: Sure, sounds fun.
by BabySealClubber December 13, 2009
The act of an older person having sexual relations with a person under the age of 18, named so because you always want to do it, but they're just too damn cute and you shouldn't
John "So, what did you do last night?"

Stacey "Ahh you know, just went Clubbing Baby Seals"

John "Same!"
by ilovebabyseals January 17, 2010
After having relations with a female who is on her period, your wang will have the appearance of a bloody club, hence with your pants off you will look like youve been clubbing baby seals with it.
Yo, after I stabbed that dolphin I realized that aunt flow was in her town and when I looked in the mirror after it looked like I be clubbing baby seals B!
by G-Diddy & tha funky bunch December 03, 2009
The proper response when someone asks what you are doing while taking a particularly unpleasant dump. In other words, nothing good.
Greg: What are you doing?

Ros: RAAAAH! Stand back man, I'm clubbing baby seals in here!
by JRos10 April 01, 2008
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