|1.||Bonita Springs, B TOWN|
A city in Southwest Florida. Between Naples & Fort Myers. Fuck estero & san carlos it's all bout b-town. Largely populated by Hispanics,mainly Mexicans. It is EXTREMELY weird to find blacks. Residents also include whites, but they are filthy rich. It is the town for most VL's. Also known as B-town, Buck town, Beaner town,or mainly just Bonita.
we gon ride out to Bonita Springs, B TOWN in a bit then head out to the bailes ;)
Talented rapper from Fort Myers, Florida.
"Florida's Secret Weapon"
|3.||Touch The Monkey|
A phrase coined by Mike Myers in the Saturday Night Live skit, "Sprockets". It can either mean
a) To literally touch a monkey.
b) To masturbate.
a) I was at the zoo and I decided to touch the monkey.
b) I got really lonely and bored so I touched the monkey.
Abbreviation and slang for North Fort Myers, the white trash part of the Fort Myers/Cape Coral, FL area. Home of Suncoast Village aka Scumcoast Village, the largest trailer park in the nation.
Person A: "Where do we got to go to pick up these bitches?"
Person B: "No Fo baby!"
Person A: "No Fo?! Man, you got us on the way to pick up some trailer trash crackheads!"
Slang for Fort Myers, FL. A city in Lee County. It's next door neighbors are Cape Coma and No Fo. It's referred to by many as Fort Misery because it's an unbelievably boring town that has a knack of sucking you in and you can never escape.
Person A: "I wish I could move out of this town."
Person B: "You know that's not going to happen dipshit, you live in Fort Misery. There's no escaping this armpit of the nation."
Person A: "I know, it's like a black hole that you can never escape from. Anyone I've known to move away always ended up coming back..."
Those with what Dan Dennett describes as "belief in belief". Generally, science minded atheists who believe that such figures as Richard Dawkins, PZ Myers, A.C. Grayling, Jerry Coyne etc. would do best to keep quiet about the matter, prefering the accomodationist approach that has been unsuccessful for the last several decades.
A. The godlycoddlers are upset that Dawkins has released another book.
B. Well sure, society wide change always works best when the proponents of change sit down, shut up, and know their place.
|7.||Pulled a Myers|
Usually occurs when a white male teacher with lots of head either:
a) ejaculates himself onto a new topic
b) The class rapes the current topic and gang sidetracks a new hole in the old topic
May also be called "Pulling a stiff Myers" in cases of extreme Butt Pluggage
Mr. Bladow pulled a Myers yesterday when he started to talk about World War 2 instead of teaching us German.
Miss Pogue pulled a stiff Myers when she showed an "adult" rated film to the class and refused to fast forward inappropriate parts of the film, instead insisting on rewinding it several times to show us what a pile driven dirty sanchez truly is.