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Daddy term for the vagina when talking to his young son.
Son: What's that Daddy (pointing at Mummy getting out of the shower).
Daddy: That's where mummy was hit by an axe, that's her axe wound.
Son: Wow, bloody good shot, got her right in the cunt.
by Norbert Colon August 19, 2005
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I shoved my monstrous dork into her axewound.
by Goad January 20, 2003
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Slang term for a womans vagina.
by Christopher james bueler February 22, 2005
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Kath's axe-wound was so big you could float a small toy boat in it.
by ratus May 28, 2007
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A vagina in which the outer labia touch each other, completely concealing all other parts...leaving only a straight line. Like one chop from an axe. |
After she shaved off her pubic hair, it was like looking at Barbie's axe-wound.
by Anonymous April 10, 2003
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the vagina
when that girl bent over in that dress i saw her axe wound
by John December 25, 2002
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a ladys genitalia especaily during that time of the month ( when the painters and decorators are in )
lick out my axe wound
by kathletto April 26, 2004
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