|1.||Barbie's Dream house|
The process of hiring a prostitute/good friend, who then must twist the heads off a variety of "Barbie" dolls and cram them nice and snug up your ass. Then he/she must witness while you shit out said heads while masturbating furiously.
You know, I've been around, but there's nothing like a Barbie's Dream house to soothe the savage beast.
A women over 40 who is down with the trends, witty, and has a great tan and tight body. Has a confident and special walk about her. Both girls and guys usually turn their heads to see a Malibu Barbie.
Typically has blond hair, is flirtatious, and has clothes made to order that are shipped to her office instead of her home.
Las Vegas is a typical destination for a Malibu Barbie.
"That Candace is my Malibu Barbie."
"You got to love that Malibu Barbie."
"Wow, this place is full of Malibu Barbie's."
A plastic doll, made popular in the 1920s inspired by the creator's daughter, in the form of a human female made of vinyl and hard plastic and other synthetic fibers. They have soft vinyl heads that one can squeeze, smush in or bend back making difficult hair brushing easy. And they have legs that can be bent and pliable for sitting. The doll's arms can be straight, bent or L-shaped, or movable by screwed elbows.
Her appearance is all American: Blond hair, big blue eyes and pink lips. Her body proportions are irregular and has caused controversy with eating disorders among girls and young women. She also has friends:
Midge: Ugly redhead with freckles (discontinued; came back in 2004)
Teresa: Hispanic, brown hair
Christie: African-American, black hair
Kira: (no longer sold) Asian-American or Hawaiian, black hair and bangs
Skipper: Blond hair, teenager, Barbie's sister
Stacy: Blond hair, little, Barbie's middle sister
Kelly: Baby sister, blond and sometimes brunette
Ken: Boyfriend, blond (discontinued)
Steven: African-American version of Ken (discontinued)
If real women were built like Barbie dolls, they would have to walk on all fours because her proportion are unhealthy.
I wish I was Ken Carson, so I could touch Barbie's hot ass
Chunk: "What do you expect from a girl's toy?"
Ken: "I'M NOT A GIRL'S TOY! I'M NOT!!"
Girls that bleach their hair, have fake personalities, tan way too much which makes them look orange, tries to make themselves look like barbie. But because they have ugly awkward features which makes them a reject.
Did you see that barbie reject walking in to the tanning booth for the tenth time today?
the great group that created songs that were put onto shitty mixes like Kidz Bop and Barbie's Mix. Seriously this is sad, but they are a great group.
gangsta: Foo, watcha listen' to!
6 year old girl: Barbies Mix with Hey Ya! (signing to the song off key)
gangsta: You messed up foo! Barbie's mix, what a piece of Bleep!