Axe
Code word for douche bag alert.
That guy looks like he uses axe body spray. (That guy seems like a douche)
by Komuhhdee January 14, 2015

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Axe
A brand of okay-smelling colognes and body-sprays that is misused by teenagers everywhere who think it's perfectly okay to replace a clean, refreshing shower every morning or after P.E. with half a can of body spray. In their disgusting and futile attempt at hygiene, it ends with them smelling horrible and looking like a giant douchebag.
Lanky Teenager: I've got a bright idea - instead of taking a shower after P.E. like everyone else, I'll dunk some cheap Kilo body spray on myself!

*Walks into hallway*

Girl: *sniffs* What is that?

Lanky Teenager: It's my Axe - smells good, doesn't it? *constipated smile*

Girl: It smells like you're covering up a week-old skunk carcass with a bucket of gasoline. Get the fuck out before I pull the fire alarm.
by HotMagma December 30, 2013

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axe
The sexual act of fiercely hitting the clitoris, anus, or testicles of another person with the underside of your penis.
person1: "did you hear what the teacher just said?"
person2: "no, I'll axe her after class."
person1: "dude, that's gross! She's like 80!"
by Ms. Nomer January 03, 2013

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Axe
Any musical instrument but usually a saxphone.
- You are in a room with Saddam Hussein, Adolf Hitler, and Kenny G with a axe. You have a gun but only two bullets. What do you do?

Shoot Kenny G twice... just to make sure.

-ahahahaha...so take this one: What is the difference between Kenny G and a machine gun?

The machine gun repeats only 10 times per second.
by William Warney April 05, 2011

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axe
a guitar. it is an axe because you grind your axe (practice) in the woodshed(practice room/bedroom).
Grab your axe and lets jam!
by Tony April 03, 2005

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axe
a saxophone, especially a large size saxophone. (actually, almost any musical instrument that can be played standing up can be referred to as an axe.)
He plays a mean axe.
by Kelly November 18, 2004

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Axe
To propose a question
Say nigga! I awready axed you fo some bling NA SAYING HOMIE?
by maximousf16 November 03, 2008

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