axe
v. axed, axing

1. To put a question to
2. To make a request of
3. To require or call for as a price or condition
4. To expect or demand

syn. for ask
1. When I realized my hunnie-sack was missing, I axed Lorenzo where it was.
2. I axed my ho to smoke my shaft.
3. I axed Bennie how much was that deuce-deuce.
4. I axed you once I ain't gonna axe you again.
by thug4life October 03, 2002

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axe
A horrible smelling cologne that guys use.
They usually use it instead of taking showers after a football practice, thinking it works.
It doesn't.

People also unleash large amounts onto school buses, because apparently this is amusing.
It isn't.
Girl: OMG, I just walked down to the PE hallway, and it smells like Axe and sweat! I guess I just missed the football players!

Person on a bus: WTF IT SMELLS LIKE AXE ON HERE!
Some immature little twit: *giggles*
by Kitten Rae August 01, 2006

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Axe
Probably one of the most misinterpreted mainstream body fragrances that any shit head consumer could waste their money on.
No, Axe does not make you smell good.
You can spray yourself down with it, yes, but that's probably only going to last about 5 minutes.
If you actually think what happens in the commercials is going to happen to you after you put on the product, you really need to go play in traffic.
13 year old boy at a local Wal-Mart: Momma, momma! Buy me some Axe! It'll make me smell so good! All of the girlies at middle school are going to want to pounce on me!
13 year old boy's mom: Alright, alright. I'll get it for you.

- 13 year old boy rushes home and sprays himself down with it the next day before school -

Girl at the 13 year old boy's school: Wow. What the fuck. Did you take a fucking beaner bath this morning or what? You fucking smell like shit...go back to the swap meet where you belong.
by MikeDaSloth August 16, 2007

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Axe
Efficient way to cover up weed smell.
Dude, you smell like herby axe!
by DWangD December 20, 2005

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Axe
A scent that is over used in school hallways to the point that you can smell it from the other side of said school.
Me: Did you wear axe today?

Friend: Yes! How did you know?

Me: I could smell it from the other side of the school! It made me gag!
by Zuehlke December 30, 2004

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Axe
Axe born (Samuel S. Young) September 16, 1975-

Founding member and creator of many of the internets'
original Hip Hop websites. Many of these sites are still
up and running today. Much credit is given to him
for his pioneering efforts to bring the culture to it's
present day mass media status.
by Jr. Felons June 30, 2009

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Axe
Throwing cheap fake aftershave at someone and finding it hilariously funny when they go 'whats that smell?'.
Should we axe him?
by J-Nose March 01, 2004

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