Awning

Where a person's stomach has become so fat, and their stomach skin so loose, that their stomach hangs down so as to cover their genitals. This can happen to both men and women.

My buddy's awning is so huge that he can walk around naked in public and no one can see his penis.

by Mr. Awning May 13, 2008

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Awning

Exceptionally long labia. Awnings hang over windows, thus the correlation.

Once I saw her awning I didn't want to fuck her anymore.

by Col. Dr. April 24, 2006

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Awn

A quirky way of spelling on, normally used when asking whats happening

What is going awn ??

by An Idiot I Know August 21, 2020

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awning

( on-ING ) a structure that is fastened to the building and made of cloth canvas to protect houses from the sun or rain.

There's an awning on the house.

by JulianDB January 10, 2017

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awned

The equivalent of "pwned" for dvorak-layout keyboards.

This is because on a dvorak layout, instead of the p key being right next to the o, the a key is right next to the o.

Person 1: "WTF? someone switched my keyboard layout on me!"

Person 2: "haha, awned."

by PurpleNinjaGirl March 7, 2008

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