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The intense sexual interest and attraction with a plane/plane parts and all things aviation
A kid in my class named Arown is an avisexual
avisexual by Big Aviation Papi December 14, 2017
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Please be advised

A meaningless phrase that prefaces relevant information. It is basically unnecessary if not redundant, as one is engaged in the very act of “advising” when issuing a warning, imparting knowledge, or giving advice. “Please be advised” is used excessively by people in law enforcement and sometimes by those who became serious about life at a very late age, and now maintain blogs that purport to warn the public about what is largely one-sided, uninteresting crap.
Ryan: Officer Murphy, please be advised that our suspect is driving a Jeep.

Murphy: Ryan, the fact that you’re advising me is understood in the information you have just given to me. Saying “please be advised” is an unnecessary redundancy that pollutes our radio communication.

Ryan: Ten-four.
Please be advised by Ned's Nutz April 23, 2010

avisodomy 

the action of having intercourse with an avian (eg turkey, chicken) and killing it for sexual gratification.

(breaking the bird's neck or cutting its throat will cause mass muscle spasms, which apparently would feel good if you had your dick up its ass, and being a creature with a cloaca, of course you would)
according to Donatien Alphonse-François de Sade a variant of avisodomy was to be found in the parisian brothels of his day. It was accomplished, as described by the Marquis, in this way: " ... the girl holds the bird's (turkey's) neck locked between her thighs, you have her ass straight ahead of you for prospect, and she cuts the bird's throat the same moment you discharge.
avisodomy by Teh Revenant September 16, 2007
To successfully complete.
With extraordinary success.
To completely destroy.
They Avied that challenge!!!
Avied by GitRDone April 28, 2009
When you penetrate a bird (often chickens), and break the neck before orgasm. The chicken will "shake in pain" before it dies. This gives a very stimulating effect, a must try
"OH! that avisodomi-video is so hot!"
"Can't you accept fathers fetish for avisodomi?"
avisodomi by marigal March 31, 2009

Please be advised

Essentially meaning: "I am an asshole." The beginning words from someone or something that is about to reject, worry or disappoint you.
Please be advised that our policy does not allow us to accept your complaint.
Please be advised by Bill in AZ February 18, 2013