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The Antlers 

An incredible indie rock band from Brooklyn, New York, composed of Peter Silberman, Darby Cicci, and Michael Lerner. They are most popular for their amazing 2009 concept album, Hospice. More recently, they have released an album titled "Burst Apart," which is just as wonderful. Their music is best listened to while alone in the dark.
Person A: "The Antlers are my favorite band EVER."
Person B: "Never heard of them. Do they play holiday music?"
Person A: "No, silly. Here, listen to this!"
(Person B Listens)
Person B: "Whoa, that's AWESOME."
The Antlers by Jean Simmons June 24, 2011
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Auntie Nora 

Auntie Nora is Karl Pilkington (former Xfm radio producer, now star of The Ricky Gervais Show and An Idiot Abroad) colourful aunt who he referenced several times during the Xfm years, the podcasts, and in his writing.The most famous legend of Auntie Nora is when she farted for 5 minutes as a result of being "pumped full of drugs" by doctors, Karl described her sounding like a 'maraca' she was so full of drugs all the time. Karl has also gone into detail about a time when he sat down in front of his TV as a child and happened to catch a glimpse up her skirt, and that "it looked like a ripped tennis ball" much to Ricky's hyena-like laughter. Karl also described how when he was a kid he used to have to rub Auntie Nora's back, and it was "like putting your hands in a bowl of Coco Pops". For his 8th birthday, she gave Karl a t-shirt with a picture of her face on it.
Once Karl talked about how Auntie Nora was interested in having her back garden Astroturfed because she was tired of dealing with it but she liked the green. Other oddities include her mashing up her leftover food and storing loads of meals for ages in ice cream tubs in the fridge, and her penchant for putting a valance around objects to hide what is underneath.
"Me Auntie Nora is worried about the melting icebergs, not cos of rising sea levels but cos she thinks thats where we get our ice from."

“They always say when you get someone a present, You should buy them something they wouldn’t buy themselves. Daft rule. I want something I would buy myself if I had the money. When I was young, me Auntie Nora got me a present I wouldn’t buy meself. It was a t-shirt with her face on it.”

bag of antlers 

Term used to describe how a very skinny and/or bony woman looks or feels like.
Screwing her was like doing it with a bag of antlers.
or
She needs to eat more. She's starting to look like a bag of antlers.

Auntiebird

Mother who does nothing for their child and looks the other way as they are abused.
"You hear about Kimmi? Yeah, that dumb Auntiebird let her man bust her kids leg."
Auntiebird by ThebestNell December 3, 2011
a sister who actually married her brother but they didn't know about them being siblings.
Friend: I just found out that I'm an Aunther.
Aunther by Sakurakage August 14, 2019

Ass Antlers 

A type of tattoo, usually worn by women, on the lower back and branching upwards from the buttcrack. From the original German "Arschgeweih".
I could see her ass antlers poking up above her little thong.
Ass Antlers by Fuzzy Bunny April 23, 2004