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attic monkey 

A type of jew that hides, along with its money, in the attic of a house. In many cases this is cleverly consealed by a bookcase or hidden stairway.
Nazi 1 ~ I was reading some attic monkeys diary the other day.
Nazi 2 ~ oh yeah? who was it by?
Nazi 1 ~ Anne Frank.
Nazi 2 ~ Awesome stuff, i hope our boys shot her and her fellow attic monkeys; before stealing their vast cash supplies.
Nazi 1 ~ Oh, have u read it before?
attic monkey by brad armstrong March 23, 2007

attic monkey 

a jew, who hides in attics to avoid capture
look at that attic monkey he dusnt want to get gassed
attic monkey by stephen jolly March 28, 2007

Anarchist Attic monkeys 

The Anarchist Attic monkeys are just like the Artic Monkeys except Carolyn typed attic. We all made fun of her. But we love the name and we agree to be anarchist. It’s all guud tho.
The anarchist Attic monkeys are Carolyn, Manny, Jackie, Giulianna, piper, and Julian( Kevin if he wants
Anarchist Attic monkeys by Lil_manns February 10, 2021

Artic Monkey 

Also known as white porch monkey(a white person)
"Get that artic monkey off my lawn!"

Artic Monkey 

Aka a white porch monkey, also known as a saltine cracker (a white person)
I'm pretty sure that artic monkey doesn't have food stamps.

Get that artic monkey off my lawn

monkeys in the attic 

A serious mental disturb. It's used when someone is crazy or near crazy. "This guy has monkeys in the attic", means that guy is crazy.
"This guy has monkeys in the attic", means that guy is crazy.
monkeys in the attic by Bokomoko December 22, 2008
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leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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