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Attic-Critter 

An individual, archetype: Any college student lacking sufficient funds, who lives, eats, and sleeps in an upstairs attic (devil-laired like, coon infested attic), who turns into a domesticated lagoon creature. It could be any domestic creature really. Could be a fleshy, anthropoid-like, super, slippery, black haired salamander. The person could go into the attic in any shapes, races, or even sizes. Mexican, African American, Hiawatha, or even pauken. The individual then comes out as a live, breathing ATTIC CRITTER.
Look there! 'creak' 'creak' creak'.. 'turns corner'..attic-critter!
Attic-Critter by yoyofromishtow September 1, 2009
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Attic Critter 

Someone or someone's, at your apartment,who gets in the attic above your unit and harasses you.. They can see everything you do and screams all God damn night to the early morning, to all the other people in the building... But when you go downstairs to fight them... They don't man-up!
Hey, who's that guy screaming through the walls.. Oh , that's just the attic Critter!
Attic Critter by B9ine November 1, 2022