Atinder 

A person whose appearance seems to be that of a average joe, but has power originating from an alternate power source, such as a hat or other items. The person is usually very happy.

*A person walks down the street with a large smile and with a rather large hat*

Bob: Damn, That guy is happy!
Bill: What an Atinder..

Atinder by IED101 May 25, 2010

Atinderpal 

A person who gets infinte amount of bitches.

Yo! Look at Atinderpal man. He gets all the bitches!

Atinderpal by Atinderpal November 23, 2021

attendee 

Following the standard pattern (payee = one who is paid), employee = one who is employed, devotee = one who is devoted), an attendee must be someone who is attended, i.e., the SPEAKER not the ATTENDERS in the audience.

Used (with other similar patterns) by people too lazy to look up the correct word.

Attendees to the conference will receive a free copy of the transactions.

attendee by English lover. August 25, 2012

Naughty Bathroom Attendent

When one masterbates and ejaculates in the handsoap in a bathroom for the enjoyment of knowing the irony of people cleaning their hands only to actually be covering them in knuckle children.

I was depress and lonely so i went to the local Red Lobster to pull a Naughty Bathroom Attendent and then giggle at my table while watching people come out of the bathroom and eat their crabs with their bare, semen covered, hands. Jay knew i did it and still licked his fingers the whole time... I think Jay loves Caseys knuckle children.

Naughty Bathroom Attendent by synasthetic December 25, 2010

false attender 

someone who attends as many events as possible on facebook, probably to look "busy" and/or hypersocial, but rarely shows up to those events.

Looking at her facebook, you would think she'd never have to time to eat or sleep. But anyone knowing here, says she's a false attender, just doing it for her image.

false attender by notso_r February 3, 2013

Attendeficitis 

A medical condition in 'normal' people that makes them susceptible to conform to ideas and motives caused by the conglomeration of thoughts and ideas between 2 or more people with Attention Deficit Disorder (ADD). When these people combine their disordered and slightly dysfunctional brain knowledge, verbose phrases and illogical ideas spew forth from their mouths, causing confusion and havoc around them. They may seem convincing and intelligent, but don't be tricked, it's the Attendeficitis affecting you.

My friends woke me up at 6 with their obnoxious talk about driving to Canada, which is 8 hours away. Before I knew it, I was in the car...driving us there. Attendeficitis at it's best.

Attendeficitis by FTF, Lord of the Flow December 3, 2011

aciendela 

TexMex phrase used when someone doesnt believe you .

She said "shes loyal" Aciendela 🤣.

aciendela by Ozzie Martinez February 7, 2024