8 definitions by synasthetic
by synasthetic September 19, 2011
you pick up a girl from a bar and make sure not to give her any personal info she can use to track you down. take her to the beach to screw. instead of putting on the condom as she requests, pretend to put it on but actually fill it with sand as you hit it raw. then after you nut in her, tell her what you just did and throw the condom of sand in her face, blinding her for a few minutes while you make your escape
by synasthetic February 25, 2005
fucking a chick, preferably fat, in the ass after she gave you head. you than tell her she gave the worse head ever and she'll try to get up and stop you from buttfucking her. if you can stay in her ass for 8 seconds your a cowboy.
by synasthetic February 25, 2005
The act of having a degenerate female lie naked on a cement floor (usually garage or basement) while pressing her breasts together. One or multiple men then proceed to squat-shuffle over her while defecating. The bead of feces is implied to be the "grout" and the breasts symbolize tile or other masonry medium to which the grout is binding.
"Hey Dandelion, you coming over later?" "Nah, Mav. I'm gonna help some friends with something." "Oh, what?" "Laying grout." "Oh. Ok. I love you." "K. Bye." "I said I love you..." "Yea. Thank you. Bye."
by synasthetic October 14, 2016
When one masterbates and ejaculates in the handsoap in a bathroom for the enjoyment of knowing the irony of people cleaning their hands only to actually be covering them in knuckle children.
I was depress and lonely so i went to the local Red Lobster to pull a Naughty Bathroom Attendent and then giggle at my table while watching people come out of the bathroom and eat their crabs with their bare, semen covered, hands. Jay knew i did it and still licked his fingers the whole time... I think Jay loves Caseys knuckle children.
by synasthetic December 25, 2010
most of the other definitions are close but not quite right. the real definition is a chick is giving you head and when she goes to swallow your load you judo chop her in the throat making her choke on the cum and it shoots out her nose, also making her angry. the hit in the head definitions are confused with donkey punch and the punch in the stomach is from louisville slugger. the one where you shove your cock down her throat as you nut is the snowy or snow dragon which also shoots the nut out her nose. both really work if done right.
by synasthetic February 25, 2005
Jay did an Upper Decker at Caseys house, so Casey got him back with a Grandpas Attic... Jay doesn't mess with Casey anymore.
by synasthetic December 25, 2010