Athletes Cock 

A disease which primarily affects the human male. It occurs after a session of unprotected sex (30mins+) whereby the males penis, if left unwashed for several hours, becomes irritated and itchy due to the combination of friction and deposits of vaginal/anal secretion.

Augustus: Hey Roger, you know you've really handed it to her when you get an athletes cock for the rest of the day!

Roger: Yes!

Athletes Cock by Benny_Pish March 27, 2009

athletes pack 

Well defined abdominal muscles gained from playing intense sports. Often appears as a five pack.

I got a sweet athletes pack from playing lacrosse.

athletes pack by Dr. John Cannon June 19, 2014

Athletes Foot 

A contagious disease, caused by a fungus that thrives on moist surfaces that forms on your feet mostly by sweat.

I worked hard yesterday at the gym and I was sweating like a beast. I started scratching my feet and i suddenly got athletes foot.

Athletes Foot by Ca.Ri November 12, 2009

Athletes foot 

What you get when you decide to play footsies with a drain in a public bathroom or school shower. It will also make it look like your foot has AIDS

What your conversation will look like when you play footsies with a drain
Tyler: "Dude what's wrong?
Eric: " I played footsies with a drain in a public bathroom. Now my foot looks like it has AIDS"
Tyler: "Don't feel bad I did the same exact thing (pulls up pants and takes off sock) see"
Athletes foot is what you get when playing footsies with a drain in a public bathroom or school shower

Athletes foot by Depression'll_Kill_You January 24, 2018

Athletes Puss 

Foul smelling vagina, stinking vagina. Offensive odor coming from a girls crotch..

"Yo Lee I took some skank home last night, she had a bad case of Athletes Puss, I had to leave the room"

Athletes Puss by Guytano B April 8, 2008

Athletes Rest 

Every good athlete has a wife. ( if hes a man)...wife being you. So what athletes rest consists of, in the inner workings of course...is The athlete coming home from a hard days training, competition, or day of watching sports, and thinking about his wife. This is not all however. Athletes rest also consists of Friday night, guarenteed cuddling. Thats why I really started it. Cuz you see...you get very...tight...very......how do i say this....sore? from all the hard work all week long. So then friday comes, and as soon as you have your wife in your arms...all the pain goes away. It's really better than icy hot...read the label if you dont believe me.

Im sore...and I miss the wife. I'm going home for some Athletes Rest .

Athletes Rest by Strizalkouski January 20, 2009

Athletes Dick

When your dick itches from jerking off into a dirty sock.

"Hey man, why are you scratching your crotch?"

"Sorry bro, I've got a mean case of athletes dick"

Athletes Dick by MoldyMoldyAss March 6, 2015