| 1. | Athletes Rest | ||
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Every good athlete has a wife. ( if hes a man)...wife being you. So what athletes rest consists of, in the inner workings of course...is The athlete coming home from a hard days training, competition, or day of watching sports, and thinking about his wife. This is not all however. Athletes rest also consists of Friday night, guarenteed cuddling. Thats why I really started it. Cuz you see...you get very...tight...very......how do i say this....sore? from all the hard work all week long. So then friday comes, and as soon as you have your wife in your arms...all the pain goes away. It's really better than icy hot...read the label if you dont believe me. Im sore...and I miss the wife. I'm going home for some Athletes Rest .
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| 2. | Athletes Rest | ||
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Every good athlete has a wife. ( if hes a man)...wife being you. So what athletes rest consists of, in the inner workings of course...is The athlete coming home from a hard days training, competition, or day of watching sports, and thinking about his wife. This is not all however. Athletes rest also consists of Friday night, guarenteed cuddling. Thats why I really started it. Cuz you see...you get very...tight...very......how do i say this....sore? from all the hard work all week long. So then friday comes, and as soon as you have your wife in your arms...all the pain goes away. It's really better than icy hot...read the label if you dont believe me. 1. Boy I could use some Athletes Rest!
2. This Friday, when i'm cuddling with my girlfriend, I'll have the best athletes rest ever! |
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| 3. | Athletes Foot Dick | ||
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The disease of athletes foot on the genital area on a man. The disease is contracted by fucking a person's feet which has Athletes Foot. Dude I fucked a chick with Athletes foot and contracted the ADF (Athletes Foot Dick)
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| 4. | athletes vagina | ||
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The result of getting toe-fucked by someone with athletes foot. Can be cured with "Foot Powder" that comes in a cream. My athletes vagina is really acting up today. So much itching and burning. Why did i let that football player toe me?
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| 5. | Athletes Puss | ||
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Foul smelling vagina, stinking vagina. Offensive odor coming from a girls crotch.. "Yo Lee I took some skank home last night, she had a bad case of Athletes Puss, I had to leave the room"
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| 6. | Athletes balls | ||
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Tiny, useless testicles that many athletes develop after years of anabolic steroid use. Barry Bonds may perform well on the field, but he's definitely lacking performance in other areas now that he has developed Athletes balls.
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| 7. | Athletes Foot | ||
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A contagious disease, caused by a fungus that thrives on moist surfaces that forms on your feet mostly by sweat. I worked hard yesterday at the gym and I was sweating like a beast. I started scratching my feet and i suddenly got athletes foot.
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