lose at life 

To make a social blunder so bad, you drive away your friends, lose a great opportunity, become infamous, or an otherwise unpleasant consequence of a seemingly in consequent action

Person: I thought he would accept me, so I told him I want to create weapons of mass destruction when I grow up. Now, he's disturbed by me.
Person's mind: You lose at life.

lose at life by EmiLogic February 28, 2017

I suck at life 

I'm bad at everything.

Them: "You're late!"
You: "I'm sorry... I suck at life."

I suck at life by thisKid December 5, 2005

you fail at life

Exclamation of which many forms exist (i.e. you fail, you fail it, you suck at life), used after the subject has failed at performing an easy, simple or mundane task.

If said straightfaced and/or casually, the effect can be greater than that of other, milder insults. However, its use and effectiveness depend heavily upon timing.

Conversely, "I fail at life" can be used to acknowlege one's own failiure.

(Person A proceeds to open their front door, but in doing so slips and falls, causing them to wipe out on their front steps.)
Person B: "Wow. You fail at life."

you fail at life by The J-Spot January 16, 2005

failing at life 

what your facebook status would say if it was representative of what you are currently doing

Sally is failing at life.

315 Likes.

(Sally has 315 friends on facebook)

failing at life by wittyname January 16, 2010

ruling at life 

This is an equally self-depricating, equally egotistical term to describe living a crazy life filled with ups, downs and events that you can only describe as having "ruled at life"

Remember when you did Hungry Like the Wolf for karaoke and the host gave you free shots of Jager during the song? That ruled at life!

ruling at life by not Leora September 8, 2005

you suck at life 

-when someone in general sucks
-when someone causes something to happen that sucks
-when someone is wrong

BamBam: 2 plus 2 is 5 right?
Ryan: No...Dude you suck at life

you suck at life by Nicole February 15, 2004

fail at life 

To do very badly at life. It is much worse than just sucking. You should most likely kill yourself if you fail at life. It is your best option.

Person1: I have a myspace! Oh my god! I posted a pic of me looking in a random direction and I have a lot of E-Friends!

Person2: You fail at life.

fail at life by Colin B. September 16, 2005