asstease

n. Reserved for gay tops who constantly say "I wanna fuck you" but when you call them on it they back out.

Bottom: I'm gonna try calling Mike again, I need some action.
Friend: When was the last time you saw each other?
Bottom: We hooked up about 3 weeks ago but we speak all the time and want to do it again.
Friend: Leave him alone he's such an asstease.

asstease by FLM-NJ January 2, 2006

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assweasel

Somebody who relentlessly tries to get out of doing anything work related unless it will give them a chance to kiss the boss's ass, or look like a real go-getter.

Until the boss showed up I thought he was in a fucking coma, now look at him. What an assweasel.

assweasel by Degs March 30, 2006

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ass tease

a form of foreplay that involves the male or female to stimulate the opposite/same sex's ass whole with fingers/toungu/toys

male "stop being such an ass tease
female "you only WISH i was an ass tease
mother "your fathers such an ass tease"

ass tease by Travis October 27, 2004

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ass tease

Equivalent resentment a homosexual feels just as a straight man feels when turned down from a prospective sexual encounter.

James: Hey John darling...what happened with that cute dude I introduced you to at the party?

John: Forget him! He was an absolute waste of time!

James: Sorry darling...didnt know he was an ass tease

ass tease by Autch-money April 16, 2010

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

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