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assroid • Asstroid • assrhoid • assrida • asstoids • Astroid • Astroid Ass • ass rod • ass-raider • ass raiding commando
Assroid
assrida
assrida by PseudoKakers August 31, 2022
Astroid Ass
When a girl has a butt that just looks fucking fantastic in pants, but once the pants come off it has so many craters it looks like an astroid.
Can also sometimes been seen when wearing very tight skirts.
Can also sometimes been seen when wearing very tight skirts.
Example 1
Girl 1: Ugh, she has such an astroid ass! Everyone thinks it looks so nice, but it's really not that nice!
Girl 2: I know dude, I saw that shit in the locker room the other day!
Example 2
Student 1: Dude, Ms D has such a nice ass!
Student 2: It's not that nice dude, wait until she turns around in that tight skirt. That shit's an astroid ass!
Girl 1: Ugh, she has such an astroid ass! Everyone thinks it looks so nice, but it's really not that nice!
Girl 2: I know dude, I saw that shit in the locker room the other day!
Example 2
Student 1: Dude, Ms D has such a nice ass!
Student 2: It's not that nice dude, wait until she turns around in that tight skirt. That shit's an astroid ass!
Astroid Ass by BagFullOfBlowjobs December 13, 2014
asstoids
asstoids by Isabella Cupcake Angel Kisses Nu Nu bell Princess Platypus May 13, 2008
assrod
one who is in the continual state of having a stick up their ass; one who is such a tight ass as to have become the stick up others' asses; one who is exceptionally uptight, exacting, pretentious
All the kids in my class are so pretentious. Today in class they were all worked up over that assrod, Jacques Derrida.
assrod by the masked poet April 10, 2008
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