assrod 

one who is in the continual state of having a stick up their ass; one who is such a tight ass as to have become the stick up others' asses; one who is exceptionally uptight, exacting, pretentious

All the kids in my class are so pretentious. Today in class they were all worked up over that assrod, Jacques Derrida.

assrod by the masked poet April 10, 2008

Assmode

Assmode is a way of life.

Craig Ferguson: Geoff, what is assmode?
Geoff Peterson: Assmode... is a way of life

Assmode by pipes0069 January 17, 2012

assrida 

someone whom's cock is worthy of the ass.

op: "what assrida he is"
friend a: "yes bbg"

assrida by PseudoKakers August 31, 2022

assbodacious 

used to describe someone with a hot hot ass!

Good gracious, assbodacious!

assbodacious by Sobo March 22, 2003

astrodummynomical 

Something that goes dummy and is really out of this world

My friend Justin just astrodummynomically gobbled that glizzy

astrodummynomical by LazyFeels March 16, 2021

assodium 

A combination of the words ass and podium referring to a podium in a public place that's appearance is less than desirable.

"Dude, I won't be speaking here tomorrow unless someone does something about the assodium."

assodium by Scott Meinzer February 20, 2009

Like waving a corndog in the Astrodome 

When a woman's pussy is so loose, that a man can't get any sensation from intercourse.

Fucking Crissy is like waving a corndog in the Astrodome!

Like waving a corndog in the Astrodome by CrissyIsAMudshark October 1, 2004