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carbon assprint 

To leave a carbon assprint:Flatulance or farts that are bad to the ozone layer because of methane.Usually followed by a turd or dookie.
I left an epic carbon assprint after that taco yesterday.I totally reaked the place out.

carbon assprint 

To leave a carbon assprint:Flatulance or farts that are bad to the ozone layer because of methane.Usually followed by a tur or dookie.
I totally left a carbon assprint after that taco last night.
carbon assprint by judgefuj May 31, 2009

asspringle

The term used for the large flakes of skin that occasionally peel off of one's ass.
Tom: Hey whatcha got there Tim?
Tim: Oh nothing much, just peeled off a few asspringles.
Tom: That's gross....
asspringle by nehpets134 October 16, 2012

prosthetic asspointers 

Artificial limbs that attach to the shoulders of an armless person, that point with index fingers towards the anus while in a doggy-style position.
I can't wait to butt fuck my armless old lady tonight, I just bought her a new pair of prosthetic asspointers.
the combonation of your viewpoint and your aspect.
from my asspoint...he's some fine looking eyecandy.
Asspoint by betty levelheaded June 19, 2012

I love my husband ass print more 

theyre my best friend and platonic husband, it couldnt get any better. I want this to prove to him that i obviously love him more. ill do whatever it takes. they need to understand it >:D
asprin - "i love you more"
me - "i love my husband ass print more"

so much meaing