assprint 

the indentation on a chair or seat from your ass after you stand up

Her assprint was massive

assprint by Norraa April 29, 2006

carbon assprint 

To leave a carbon assprint:Flatulance or farts that are bad to the ozone layer because of methane.Usually followed by a turd or dookie.

I left an epic carbon assprint after that taco yesterday.I totally reaked the place out.

carbon assprint by Old Man Pip May 31, 2009

carbon assprint 

To leave a carbon assprint:Flatulance or farts that are bad to the ozone layer because of methane.Usually followed by a tur or dookie.

I totally left a carbon assprint after that taco last night.

carbon assprint by judgefuj May 31, 2009

asspringle

The term used for the large flakes of skin that occasionally peel off of one's ass.

Tom: Hey whatcha got there Tim?
Tim: Oh nothing much, just peeled off a few asspringles.
Tom: That's gross....

asspringle by nehpets134 October 16, 2012

prosthetic asspointers 

Artificial limbs that attach to the shoulders of an armless person, that point with index fingers towards the anus while in a doggy-style position.

I can't wait to butt fuck my armless old lady tonight, I just bought her a new pair of prosthetic asspointers.

prosthetic asspointers by Brian Lehigh April 28, 2009

Asspoint

the combonation of your viewpoint and your aspect.

from my asspoint...he's some fine looking eyecandy.

Asspoint by betty levelheaded June 19, 2012

I love my husband ass print more 

theyre my best friend and platonic husband, it couldnt get any better. I want this to prove to him that i obviously love him more. ill do whatever it takes. they need to understand it >:D

asprin - "i love you more"
me - "i love my husband ass print more"

so much meaing

I love my husband ass print more by Asprin's sexy ass husband<3 April 29, 2022