Assprin 

Sex that is had to relieve stress.

"I better get some Assprin SOON before I beat the living SHIT outta my boss! I MEAN LIKE SOME MONICA BELLUCCI BRAND ASSPRIN OR I'M GONNA SNAP!!!".

Assprin by MR.ZERO July 25, 2011

Assfrin 

The art of taking someone elses nasal spray and anally inserting it for the next poor soul with a stuffed nose

Dave: I just stuck Tre's nasal spray in my ass
Jake: Aww dude Assfrin, that's gross
Tre: Why does my nasal spray smell like Daves Ass?

Assfrin by Superdave22 December 17, 2010

asspinion

Much like assvice, an unwelcome and unsolicited opinion; a literal take on the phrase "opinions are like assholes: everyone has one..."

Doesn't Bob realize that no one wants his asspinion?

asspinion by Chibi Jeeb December 2, 2010

Asspain 

The state of being butt hurt. When you're mad as fuck but there's nothing you can do about it. Baitposting is sure to cause asspain.

London Police suffered maximum asspain after trying to track down William from Kensington for illegal hate speech on social media, reaching a dead end when they found out it was Dave from Atlanta.

Asspain by Give me the zucc May 28, 2018

asspringle

The term used for the large flakes of skin that occasionally peel off of one's ass.

Tom: Hey whatcha got there Tim?
Tim: Oh nothing much, just peeled off a few asspringles.
Tom: That's gross....

asspringle by nehpets134 October 16, 2012

assphincteration 

The act of suffocating as a rusult of having your head shoved too far up your own ass.

There seemed to be no end to her attempts to dazzle everyone with b.s. Thankfully, she eventually succumbed to assphincteration.

assphincteration by darkpixie August 12, 2012

prosthetic asspointers 

Artificial limbs that attach to the shoulders of an armless person, that point with index fingers towards the anus while in a doggy-style position.

I can't wait to butt fuck my armless old lady tonight, I just bought her a new pair of prosthetic asspointers.

prosthetic asspointers by Brian Lehigh April 28, 2009