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Asprin is chemically called Acetyl Salicylic acid. Its standard name is 2-Acetoxy Benzoic Acid. It is used as an analgesic(pain killer). It can be taken anytime except when the stomach is empty, otherwise it causes peptic ulcer.
Asprin Formula: C8H9O3

Asprin structure:

OH
|
C6H5
|
COO
|
CH3
by Jai Shri Ram May 30, 2005
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used when hungover or when bush is making a speech abt iraq
bush wanted to send more troops to iraq today, thus increasing the usual human dosage of asprin.
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Also used to thin blood, factor V etc... (a rather large word anti something or another) It keeps you alive!!! Mind you that you should not take it unless your doctor tells you too!
My legs are starting to bruise!
-have you taken your asprin?
No, I better go take it now!
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I overdoes on Asprin.
by L January 08, 2005
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