assponent 

A measurement representing the degree to which a woman's skirt hem is higher in the back than the front due to her ghetto booty.

Her skirt hem is 3 inches higher in the back than the front! That's a high assponent!

assponent by Rowan Lovecraft July 19, 2006

assbonnet 

This word simply means a female asshat.

Damn, Linda is such an assbonnet for putting a whole box of laundry soap in the dorm washing machine and then starting it!

assbonnet by Telephony July 24, 2014

Assonet 

(sounds like "uh-so-nit") A small village in Southeastern (Bristol County) Massachusetts. The town was established in 1659 and its name has two possible meanings based on the Native American word: "place of rocks" and "song of praise." Assonet and its neighboring East Freetown together make up the town of Freetown. It was originally settled as a farming and fishing community. Assonet did make a move towards industry in the 18th century, but reverted back to its small town roots after WWII. Its features are Profile Rock, the Freetown-Fall River State Forest, and the Assonet River.

Where is Assonet?
I've never heard of Assonet.

Assonet by MissyR May 29, 2008

Assonet 

A town in South East Massachusetts, where even the people on the otherside of the town line don't know it exists, telemarketers pronounce it "ass-on-it". We have an elementary school, that's it. Our commercial businesses are limited to Dunkin' Donuts, Subway, and banks. Roads lead to nowhere, people from outside come to see a rock, and we share a lake with Lakeville. One road stretches the entire town, and one more ruins the town. It's where the only car accidents happen outside the Highschool (which is in two towns over, by the way) and the cheerleaders there got MTV 'made', and still stink. Everyone knows everyone, because there's no one. We know not to walk on chase, or to go in the state forest at night. Girlscouts go missing, and cabins burn down, but the people of the town gather eachyear for 4th of July and we can't afford a library. No one votes, but everyone complains, and the schoolboard takes 15 minutes to talk about sandwiches, then takes a 45 minute break. Nothing changes but the faces and the names, and there are more deer then men.

College Representative: So, where are you from?
Applicant: Assonet
College Representative: What's Assonet?

Assonet by Makobi December 24, 2008

prosthetic asspointers 

Artificial limbs that attach to the shoulders of an armless person, that point with index fingers towards the anus while in a doggy-style position.

I can't wait to butt fuck my armless old lady tonight, I just bought her a new pair of prosthetic asspointers.

prosthetic asspointers by Brian Lehigh April 28, 2009

Assodent 

1. The correct spelling of ass dent, an assodent is when--accidentally or not--several events lead up to a dent the shape of one's ass in the trunk of a car.
2. A dent shaped like an ass on a car's trunk.

His father told him not to sit on the dent-o-mobile because it would leave an assodent.

Assodent by www.theroachyjay.tk July 13, 2006

Asspoint

the combonation of your viewpoint and your aspect.

from my asspoint...he's some fine looking eyecandy.

Asspoint by betty levelheaded June 19, 2012