11 definitions by www.theroachyjay.tk

One of three things:

1. A marijuana joint
2. A name used for someone rebelious, open-minded (sometimes to the point of appearing crazy or insane)
3. The transgendered singer/songwriter "The Roachy Jay" from www.theroachyjay.tk
4. Someone who strongly respects and/or admires cockroaches
1. Gimme some o'dat roachy jay, 2. Maria is such a roachy jay!, 3. The Roachy Jay is my favorite music artist, 4. He's a roachy jay, just look at his apartment...
by www.theroachyjay.tk July 08, 2006
Phrase, generally used in a sarcastic tone, used to exaggerate something's distance, location or someone's profession. It is often accompanied by the term "like". Less popularly, it may be used in several other contexts which are deemed appropriate at the time.
Ex. 1 - Elisa: I wonder where they keep their jewelry...
Angela: Watch it be, like, on the top shelf where no one can reach or see it.

Ex. 2 - Jim: What's she do for a living?
Frank: Not sure. I'll ask her... Watch it be professional wrestling.
by www.theroachyjay.tk September 14, 2006
1. An online forum-roleplaying community with its own religions, culture, and lifestyles hosted by ProBoards where users can create up to three characters and live a virtual life, engage in complicated and twisting plotlines, and meet new people.
She met the love of her life on Roachia.
by www.theroachyjay.tk July 13, 2006
A sexual activity where the receiving partner faces the wall, gets on their knees, and covers their neck.

The penetrating partner, or the Tornado, rubs themselves all over and around the receiving partner wildly until orgasm.

Many people find this sexual activity arousing on both ends because the receiver is put in a vulnerable position and the Tornado gets to unleash the animal within.
My husband was having a rough day so when he got home, I called "Tornado Drill!" so he could let out his frustrations.
by www.theroachyjay.tk July 18, 2008
1. The correct spelling of ass dent, an assodent is when--accidentally or not--several events lead up to a dent the shape of one's ass in the trunk of a car.
2. A dent shaped like an ass on a car's trunk.
His father told him not to sit on the dent-o-mobile because it would leave an assodent.
by www.theroachyjay.tk July 13, 2006
1. Common word found in various spam posts; generally on blogs.

2. The God of online spam, sexual enhancment drugs, pornography, and online gambling in Roachia.
Hasake just laughed, and was able to run so fast that he escaped Coolcoolhu's grip. He ran over to his gun, grabbing it, and then ran faster than before to Coolcoolhu's side, pushing the spider onto its back. He then fired at the stomach. "Every spider has a weak spot. And I hate spiders too!"

Coolcoolhu began to shrivel up, but not in the sense that he was dying; his form was changing. Two arms, two legs, he was taking on a more humanoid apperance. The skin was quite white, and he wore rather poofy polkadotted clothing. Coolcoolhu's nose was red and round, as if it were a ball.

Hasake laughed, putting the gun away. "I can't belive it! You are the famous It, now Coolcoolhu!"

Coolcoolhu bowed his head slightly in shame. "Pennywise... Is my uncle."

- excerpt from Roachia.
by www.theroachyjay.tk November 04, 2006
An imporper spelling and pronounciation of the term: assodent.
DAMN IT! There's a fucking ass dent on my car!
by www.theroachyjay.tk July 13, 2006

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