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1.
hem
to be caught up in and cant get loose
She had me all hemmed up in that stank house with aunt roberta.
by pam September 28, 2003
 
2.
hem
to inflict injury on another individual.
That kid was talking so much I had to hem him up.
by spenbizzy September 07, 2003
 
3.
When a guy is PMS-ing. When he is acting like a bitch.
Frank: Shut up Perry you don't know shit!
Perry: Dude chill-out, you're He-M.S-ing!
by Frankietown December 06, 2008
 
4.
hem
A shortened version of "ahem".
Nice, Jimmy Rollins is, hem, up... the Phillies are, hem, sure to tie the game.
by Smocko September 18, 2004
 
5.
Hard earned money. Used in replacement of dollars.
I got 'bout 30 hems left.
by Alex Cuellar May 19, 2008
 
6.
The male version of PMS. When a male is being really bitchy and/or having mood swings.
Carl: Hey Steve, how was your day today

Steve: Fucking bullshit, my boss made me fax 20 sheets and i spilled coffee on my new Italian shoes. Also, my co-workers are so damn chirpy and so annoying and the computer was being a bitch and i'm sick of all this Recession shit and (continues bitching and moaning)

Carl: You got a real case of He-MS going, don't you?

Steve: Fuck you
by KingRahul February 03, 2011
 
7.
1] the male equivalent of PMS
2] a state of irritability, moodiness, and occasional bloating that occurs only in men

"Man, what's up with Brad? He's wearing sweatpants and glaring at everyone."

"Oh yea he's just He-MSing, he couldn't zip up his jeans and has been cranky all week."
by Cole and Kim November 16, 2007