Assmonkey

A drunk friend who grabs your ass

"when jason drinks, my ass isn't safe around that assmonkey!"

by avaquato January 16, 2004

assmonkey tagger

someone that tags the wrong ppl on facebook

"assmonkey tagger"

hey you "assmonkey tagger"..........thats not me in that pic!!

by puss_boots November 28, 2009

assmonkey

a person who has monkey grip and always talks about ass

you fucking assmonkey

by gfb4life November 8, 2016

assmonkey

Donald Trump Junior

All other definitions of the word assmonkey here are describing Donald Trump Junior just perfect!

by oxytocynic_official November 16, 2021

Assmonkeys

A common expression of surprise. Also an adjective to describe how a day went, or what a person looks like. It can also be a monkey found sitting upon an ass.

"How was your day"
"Assmonkey"

or

"HOLY ASSMONKEYS!"

or

When at the zoo, "Mommy, mommy! Come look at this assmonkey!"

by AndTheOxenRanFree February 3, 2011