Assignments has sent a message 

When you hear that dreaded Microsoft Teams notification sound you know it's either your guidance councilor telling you your grades suck or it's another missing assignment

"Oh boy I can't wait to play with the boys!"

Assignments has sent a message

Assignments has sent a message by Onandonandomnom April 14, 2021

Kobe Assist

NBA statistic that proves that missing shots is sometimes just as valuable as making them. A Kobe Assist is awarded when a player misses a basket, followed by an offensive rebound, leading directly to a field goal. Generally referred to as a put-back, tip-in, or follow.

Kobe's miss (with 20 seconds on shot clock) ricocheted upward from the rim before descending back down into the hands of Howard, who quickly put the ball in the basket for the Kobe Assist.

Kobe Assist by jameshunger October 30, 2013

Voluntary assisted dying 

It means that a person can ask a doctor to kill themselves. To do that they must be suffering an illness and have decision making capability. 99.9% of the people who are suffering an illness don't have decision making capability.

Voluntary assisted dying is the best way to kill yourself.

Voluntary assisted dying by OfficeMS July 16, 2023

pawsonal assistant 

As we move forward in time, a significant fraction of the human population is rejecting speciesism that humans all over the world are conditioned to. As the non-speciestic movement grows, more people are adopting non-human animals and providing them shelter in their homes. Like children, non-human animals need care on a daily basis and in some cases, need someone to be available at all times. It is inevitable that the adopting human might not be able to give care at all times and will need to hire a pawsonal assistant during these times to care for their non-human animal companions.

As Maria foresees traveling once a month, she is hiring a pawsonal assistant for her best friend, Foxy.

pawsonal assistant by Social-media Wordsmith August 21, 2018

bullshit assignment

An assignment (typically for school) that is given for the sake of having an assignment.

Bullshit assignments relate to the course, but they do not particularly advance your knowledge in said course. Since these assignments are not useful for actually learning, they are bullshit assignments. It is just a bunch of busy work that makes life more frustrating than it already is... Especially since the assignment shouldn't exist in the first place!

Some courses require essentially no homework. The teachers will begin to feel as if they are doing a poor job because of this, and in effect, will create a totally bullshit assignment in order to justify their lack of assignments.

bullshit assignment by themeaning39 March 21, 2011

assitry 

Noun. ass-eh-tree
Behavior that resembles that of an ass or of ass-like qualities.

"I will not stand for this level of assitry in a serious discussion."

assitry by Meniscus Discus September 21, 2013

Assistant TO the Regional Manager 

when you work for michael scott and are the leading salesman at dunder mifflin paper companies in scranton and your name is dwight schrute--==that is what your title is



not to be confused with ASSISTANT REGIONAL MANAGER

dwight "Assistant the Regional Manager"
michael "no,it's Assistant TO the Regional Manager"
dwight "its the same thing"
michael "no, its lower"

Assistant TO the Regional Manager by th is ism y rl ealnam August 11, 2008