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noun: an immature, aimless, broke, unanchored person over the age of 35 who is a spendthrift parasite living off of a rotation of working friends, and who assumes no personal responsibility, despite many parental contributions,and failed college enrollments.
Lars: "Last night Dick came over and ate the rest of my pizza, drank four beers, and crashed on my couch. He asked me to lend him a $20 for gas."

You: "Dude, he's such an assholescent---toss him."
by Janwriter June 04, 2010
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adj: to be both adolescent and an asshole
A British girl told me that football riots are usually started by assholescent wankers.
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ July 25, 2014

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