assholescence

The annoying period of development between the onset of puberty to being a rationally thinking adult.

Know-It-All 12 year olds are just entering the assholescence stage of their development.

by strumpet vine March 28, 2011

assholescent

adj: to be both adolescent and an asshole

A British girl told me that football riots are usually started by assholescent wankers.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ July 25, 2014

assholescent

noun: an immature, aimless, broke, unanchored person over the age of 35 who is a spendthrift parasite living off of a rotation of working friends, and who assumes no personal responsibility, despite many parental contributions,and failed college enrollments.

Lars: "Last night Dick came over and ate the rest of my pizza, drank four beers, and crashed on my couch. He asked me to lend him a $20 for gas."

You: "Dude, he's such an assholescent---toss him."

by Janwriter June 4, 2010

Assholescent

When a young person is already a total asshole when growing from a child to an adult

I've known him since he was an assholescent. He comes from a long line of assholes.

by KimmyKillz December 9, 2023

assholescence

developmental period where teenager tends to be difficult with their parents and others.

John drove Mike, Tom, and Alex to the Celebrity Sports center and abandoned them the whole day because he was tired of their assholescence.

by xphnctre July 26, 2023