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The process of shoving your head up an ass, all the way, and wearing it for whatever reason you wish.. to block the sun, or fashion exetera.

Asshat
"I had my first ever Asshat yesterday, what an experience!"
by Stinky Nan June 03, 2017
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one who is oblivious to the world around them,lacking common sense,their head might as well be up their ass.
ec isn't going to vegas so he can put rocks around his yard,what an asshat,he is going to miss the best time ever!
by LAUGHING SKULL November 15, 2006
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A term that generally used to refer to an individual who has their head permently impaled in their ass making it impossible for the to be useful in any situation.
Ryan fucking Cannon is a real asshat.
by Chaos company July 16, 2014
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1. milder form of asshole. comes from old online forums. all swearwords, including any combination of "ass" and "hole" was considered vulgar and would get your message censored and possibly flagged, but "ass" was just fine. so ppl used "ass hat" cuz everyone knew what you were referring to plus you avoided censorship and web filters.

2. ppl now use it to refer to brownnosers or bull-headed douchbag asshole bosses.
"Look at the asshat typing in all caps all the time. What a douche bag."

"dude my dillhole boss put a profanity filter on the company internet servers. what an asshat."
by lurpy January 31, 2008
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Someone who is otherwise an idiot.

Like bank executives.

It means that they wear their ass for a hat.

Head up their ass.
That Midland Mortgage Company is full of Asshats, don't you agree Stanley?

Yep, they're Asshats all right.
by Balloons for sale February 07, 2009
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Someone who is a douche, but 1000 times more annoying. Thus, their head is so far up their ass that it is a hat.
i.e. Michael English.
Michael English is an asshat.
by zoe2001 June 03, 2009
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Noun. 1)An attention whoring figure currently succeeding in drawing said attention, either negative or positive. Usually reserved for those attention whores lacking in talent or refinement in any way. Used most commonly for political figures or celebrities that are perceived dumb.

2) Similar to a douchebag or douchenozzle only w/o the scheaming and backstabbing. Someone plainly craving attention and willing to put their own stupidity on display for the sake of it. Also used for message board trolls who spam and create false personnas, alternate sexual identities for negative attention.
Nick and Jessica from MTV are such asshats when they pretend to be dumber than they are

Look at that Asshat Tom Delay smiling in his mugshot.
by Expane October 21, 2005
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