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asshatinternet (-0.644)
1. milder form of asshole. comes from old online forums. all swearwords, including any combination of "ass" and "hole" was considered vulgar and would get your message censored and possibly flagged, but "ass" was just fine. so ppl used "ass hat" cuz everyone knew what you were referring to plus you avoided censorship and web filters.

2. ppl now use it to refer to brownnosers or bull-headed douchbag asshole bosses.
"Look at the asshat typing in all caps all the time. What a douche bag."

"dude my dillhole boss put a profanity filter on the company internet servers. what an asshat."
by lurpy January 31, 2008
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ass hatsex (-0.322)
ass hat a person with their head so far up their ass that they could wear it as a hat.
You sir are an asshat?!?!
by rachel January 01, 2005
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AssHatsex (-0.840)
A complete and utter moron. A dumbass or idiot. A individual with a very low IQ. A person(s) with nothing to offer in a legitimate conversation.
If speaking randomly and out of context was a sport,,, you would take the cake asshat.
Or; thank for wasting my time that I can never get back, you f@cking asshat!
by Reno/flex February 21, 2015
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asshatsex (-0.182)
Someone who is a douche, but 1000 times more annoying. Thus, their head is so far up their ass that it is a hat.
i.e. Michael English.
Michael English is an asshat.
by zoe2001 June 03, 2009
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asshatsex (-0.970)
Someone who is otherwise an idiot.

Like bank executives.

It means that they wear their ass for a hat.

Head up their ass.
That Midland Mortgage Company is full of Asshats, don't you agree Stanley?

Yep, they're Asshats all right.
by Balloons for sale February 07, 2009
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asshatssex (-0.107)
Noun. 1)An attention whoring figure currently succeeding in drawing said attention, either negative or positive. Usually reserved for those attention whores lacking in talent or refinement in any way. Used most commonly for political figures or celebrities that are perceived dumb.

2) Similar to a douchebag or douchenozzle only w/o the scheaming and backstabbing. Someone plainly craving attention and willing to put their own stupidity on display for the sake of it. Also used for message board trolls who spam and create false personnas, alternate sexual identities for negative attention.
Nick and Jessica from MTV are such asshats when they pretend to be dumber than they are

Look at that Asshat Tom Delay smiling in his mugshot.
by Expane October 21, 2005
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Ass-hatsex (-0.541)
when someone has clear and proven evidence against their point and yet refuses to accept the point being made against them. Thus the term someone who has their head up their ass.
evan: 2x2 is 5
sean: no its 4, i can prove it mathematically
evan: nope, its 5
sean: see, now your just being an ass-hat
by bh finest August 06, 2010
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