2 definitions by Silty Loam
A person that has their own head up their own ass, thus creating a hat out of their own ass. Also, an object that sits upon one's head and smells of shit.
"You asshat, take off that asshat!"
by Silty Loam March 10, 2010
Noun: while pooping, on or off the toilet, the turd can support itself hanging from your ass. In other words, if one were to stop pushing, the poop would just hang there from the ass, very much like an ornamental medallion.
Boy, I'm glad everything is ok now, but I still had an ass medallion on when my old lady started chokin' on a chicken bone!
by Silty Loam June 15, 2016